St. Patrick’s Day is right around the corner, which means six things:

• The streets will run green with vomit.
• You will be subjected to suspiciously cheap Whiskey promotions at your local bar.
• Festive secretaries around the globe will wear green and, like assholes, pinch everyone who does not.
• The lame Irish stereotypes will abound.
• The Leprechaun Overlords will once again rise and attempt to overthrow humanity.
• The obligation to drag out that wacky Irish T-shirt and celebrate Irish cultural stereotypes, even if you happen to be Filipino, German, or Korean.

My pick of this season: T-Shirt Hell’s “F*ck You, You’re Irish” Tshirt. Only $19.00.

A must-have for flushing out the drunken hostile stereotypes in the crowd.

More Green Vomit Bonus Round:
The Shamrock Shake Locator – where to find a McDonald’s in your area that carries minty green “Shamrock Shakes.”

Tags: clothing, evil, holidays
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