French Vanilla: The Taste of Rage
April 8th, 2009 by timbotronThe marketing tsunami for yet another comic book movie – “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” – has produced perhaps one of the most disjoint product tie-ins ever:
Wolverine X-Treme Cappuccino.
Because angry mutant fury smells like French vanilla and tastes like sideburns.
Now available at 7-Eleven.









April 8th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
This one makes me chuckle like an old man with emphysema.
April 9th, 2009 at 8:16 am
YYYEEEEESSSSSSS! YES! YEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!
CCCAAAAAPPUUUCCCIIINNOO!!!!
April 9th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
They should have made it maple! It should’ve been a slurpee too… mmm… maple slurpee… auuguguuuguhhh….
April 12th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
How about Bacon flavored?