French Vanilla: The Taste of Rage

April 8th, 2009 by timbotron

The marketing tsunami for yet another comic book movie – “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” – has produced perhaps one of the most disjoint product tie-ins ever:

Wolverine X-Treme Cappuccino.

Because angry mutant fury smells like French vanilla and tastes like sideburns.

Now available at 7-Eleven.

xtreme-cappuccino

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4 Responses to “French Vanilla: The Taste of Rage”

  1. rubberchicken Says:

    This one makes me chuckle like an old man with emphysema.

  2. Liam Says:

    YYYEEEEESSSSSSS! YES! YEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!

    CCCAAAAAPPUUUCCCIIINNOO!!!!

  3. fieldghost Says:

    They should have made it maple! It should’ve been a slurpee too… mmm… maple slurpee… auuguguuuguhhh….

  4. Heywood Says:

    How about Bacon flavored?

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