My Business Card Can Fight Zombies
May 8th, 2009 by timbotronJoel Bauer’s business card is so much better than yours:
• It was the inspiration for the national flag of Trinidad
• It smells like AXE body spray
• It contains missing passages from the Dead Sea Scrolls
• It is used as the PhD diploma at Harvard
• It has its own gold watch
• It became a Phil Collins album cover
• The Yanomamo tribe worships his card as their god
• It will give you free business class upgrades on most airlines
• It will be featured in an upcoming action movie with Jackie Chan
• It has both poetry and a tip calculator
• It also functions as a ninja throwing star
• It is used as currency in the nations of Thailand and Eritrea
• It is worth a free membership at participating tanning salons
Do not f*ck with a guy who has baby pictures on his fireplace:
(via Steve)
