Eurovision: Really!?!
May 17th, 2009 by timbotronThe recently announced winner of this year’s Eurovision song contest is Alexander Rybak (Norway).
Holy shit:
THINGS YOU COULD NOT DO WITH THIS SONG:
• Breakdance, slamdance, or most anything else other than a polka.
• Have sex.
• Fight crime.
• Commit crime.
• Turn up the volume without looking around to see if friends are nearby.
• Film an action scene in a movie.
• Pick up chicks.
May 18th, 2009 at 2:21 am
AWFUL but I think it’s better than last year’s crap Russian song!
May 18th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Eurovision is no longer a contest of which is the best song. If that was the situation then France, Israel or Malta would have won.
May 18th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Yes its pretty awful. And I’m a Norwegian. The thing about Eurovision though is that its not supposed to be good. It’s the fact that the whole of europe come together and celebrate this garbage that makes it so great. The more cringing the better I say. My favourite was by far the entry from ukraine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRAyoAJ3Q74
This act was basically a singing striptease, roman legions, fireballs and acrobatics all mixed into a delicious soup. This is what I like to call a real Europvision entry. Why this one didn’t win is beyond me. At least it got my vote.
May 19th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
HORRIBLE. I agree, Lordi was much better in 2006.
May 19th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
What was up with that weird “pushup-hopping” ?