Lucky Mojo – for All Your Mojo Needs
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009
Lucky Mojo – for all your supernatural household needs:
• Peruvian charm bottles
• Secret and magic inks
• Nepalese fertility charms
• Soap of St. Ramon
• Graveyard dirt
Archive for May, 2009
Cane-Fu: The Way of the Arthritic Fist
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009
A relatively new martial arts form for the cane-wielding elderly: Cane-Fu.
Eurovision: Really!?!
Sunday, May 17th, 2009The recently announced winner of this year’s Eurovision song contest is Alexander Rybak (Norway).
Holy shit:
THINGS YOU COULD NOT DO WITH THIS SONG:
• Breakdance, slamdance, or most anything else other than a polka.
• Have sex.
• Fight crime.
• Commit crime.
• Turn up the volume without looking around to see if friends are nearby.
• Film an action scene in a movie.
• Pick up chicks.
Cigarette Loads
Sunday, May 17th, 2009I tried the old “exploding cigarette gag” on several friends:
Friday, May 15th, 2009
No. . . VENTI is ‘twenty.’ LARGE is large. In fact, TALL is large. And GRANDE is Spanish for ‘large.’ VENTI is the only one that doesn’t mean ‘large.’ It’s also the only one that’s Italian. Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.
Bacon Fail of the Week
Thursday, May 14th, 2009
Tetris: The Animated Movie
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009Check out this hilarious short from the dudes at Portal-A, and get ready to Tetricize. Rated NSFW for language, unless you’ve got headphones.
Bonus Round: The Original Tetris Commercial
