Living with Duke Nukem’s Disease
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Laugh it up . . . but when the zombie apocalypse hits, I want this guy on my side.
(via GameCulture)
Archive for June, 2009
Billy Mays – Shouting at the Angels
Sunday, June 28th, 2009
At 7:49AM this morning (June 28), loud hairy TV pitchman Billy Mays was pronounced dead – as simple as 1-2-3. It is currently not known if the death of the 50-year-old was related to a minor airline accident injury from the previous day.
Farewell Billy – he lived life with an exclamation point.
Billy Mays was the face of many well known and fine products:
• What Odor?™
• Orange Glo™
• Oxi-Clean™
• Flies Away™
• Mighty Putty™
• The Awesome Auger™
• Green Now!™
• Simoniz “Fix It!”™
• The Grater Plater™
• Tool Band-It™
• Mighty Mendit™
• Quick Chop™
• Kaboom!™:
Black Eyed Perez
Sunday, June 28th, 2009If you haven’t been following the Perez Hilton/Black Eyed Peas drama, I applaud you. If, like us, you’ve been unabled to avoid it, consider snagging you’ll appreciate this ballerific t-shirt from Jared Moraitis:
It used to be selling for $20 here, but now appears to be unavailable. Can we get some more of these from the Pop-Monkey??
(via Superpunch)
Farewell Michael: 1958 – 2009
Friday, June 26th, 2009
(Tombstone Generator)
Update from Heywood:
Everyone’s seen the Philippines “Thriller” prison video; now the CPDRC has released a new tribute video to MJ:
The Chinese Grass Mud Horse
Friday, June 26th, 2009A few months late, but if you haven’t already caught this in the New York Times or this month’s Wired magazine, it is an already infamous Chinese internet censorship protest video (everything sounds like a dirty word in Chinese, read the captions).
The Jackson Five Four
Thursday, June 25th, 2009
3:13PM: the television news media (CNN, FOX, MSNBC) has yet to officially state that Michael Jackson is dead. Jackson was not breathing when he was rushed to the UCLA Medical Center at 12:26PM today, in a state of cardiac arrest.
3:15PM: L.A. Times now states that doctors have pronounced Michael Jackson dead.
3:30PM: CNN television news announces that Michael Jackson is dead. Suck it CNN! You’re 15 minutes behind!
NOTE: Michael Jackson is declared only “99% dead” – his nose was already declared legally dead over 7 years ago.
(via Kate)
Farrah Fawcett: 1947 – 2009
Thursday, June 25th, 2009
It’s going to be years before we can giggle again at the term “anal cancer.”
A shitty way to die (sorry . . . too soon).
