Billy Mays – Shouting at the Angels
June 28th, 2009 by timbotron
At 7:49AM this morning (June 28), loud hairy TV pitchman Billy Mays was pronounced dead – as simple as 1-2-3. It is currently not known if the death of the 50-year-old was related to a minor airline accident injury from the previous day.
Farewell Billy – he lived life with an exclamation point.
Billy Mays was the face of many well known and fine products:
• What Odor?™
• Orange Glo™
• Oxi-Clean™
• Flies Away™
• Mighty Putty™
• The Awesome Auger™
• Green Now!™
• Simoniz “Fix It!”™
• The Grater Plater™
• Tool Band-It™
• Mighty Mendit™
• Quick Chop™
• Kaboom!™:
June 28th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Don’t forget ESPN 360 . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWPwrIVk6v4
June 29th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
“Now my job is way less soul-crushing!”
Nice ellipsis, B Round!