Minor Travesty of the Week

July 11th, 2009 by timbotron

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This Summer, Dreyer’s Ice Cream has decided to go with a limited edition “economic recovery” themed ice cream:
“Red, White & No More Blues!”
It even comes with its own exclamation point.

Their tagline: “Recovery never tasted so good.”

Really.

They are using the economic recession as a marketing gimmick at a whole new level.

Some suggestions for alternate taglines:
Looks like you’ll be eating ice cream for lunch and dinner this week!
You’re not working, might as well get fat!
Buy ice cream or diapers, make your choice!
Strawberry and blueberry – the official flavors of valueless stocks!
Red, White & Food Stamps!
• Find flavor while searching for hope!

The real recession-friendly ice cream:
the 99¢ McDonald’s soft-serve cone.

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