Archive for July, 2009

The Greatest Video Ever Made. Ever.

Monday, July 27th, 2009

This is a video for the Danish company Fleggaard . . .
TOPLESS SKYDIVING WOMEN!!!

**NSFW**

(via AdGoodness)

Buttcheektacular Bonus Round:
The Second Greatest Video Ever Made.
[also NSFW]

Spelting Fale

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Wyckoff Food Bazaar, Brooklyn – where at least they can spell “salad.”

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(via Crystal, via Eva)

J-Stache!

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

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This is John Oates of the 80’s duo “Hall and Oates.”
This is John’s awesome heterosexual mustache.
Together, John and his mustache (”J-Stache”) fight crime in a Funny or Die exclusive series “J-Stache! Ride the Mustache!”

J-Stache – Official Trailer – watch more funny videos

Mexican Nicknames

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

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Mexican culture has had a long tradition of nicknames. The nature of some Mexican nicknames could be considered derogatory by other cultural standards – it is not uncommon to call the fattest guy in the group Gordo “Fatty.” Which is both evil and awesome (unless you happen to be the fattest guy in the group).

So, if you’re doing research for a new tattoo or are just curious, here is our running collection of Mexican nicknames (we’re starting with boys’/men’s and will eventually get to girls’/women’s):

A LIST OF MEXICAN NICKNAMES:
CALACA – “Skeleton” given to the skinniest or boniest guy in the group.
MOCO – “Booger, Snot” given to the kid with the snottiest nose or the nose-picker of the group.
MACETÓN – “Jar/Pot” given to the group moron (similar to English “jar head”).
FLACO – “Skinny” given to the skinniest guy in the group.
HUEVÓN/GÜEVÓN – “Lazy” given to the laziest guy in the group.
PANCHO/PACO – “Francisco” a nickname for Francisco (”Frank” or “Francis” in English).
GORDO – “Fatty” given to the fattest guy in the group.
CHINO – “Chinese” given to the most Asian looking guy in the group, or the guy with curly hair (apparently Asians have curly hair in Mexico).
PEPE/CHEPE – “Jose” a nickname for Jose (”Joe,” “Joey,” or “Joseph” in English).
CHUY/CHUCHO – “Jesús” a nickname for Jesús.
CHANGO – “Monkey” given to the neighborhood spaz or the monkey-faced guy in the group.
CHECO – “Sergio” nickname for Sergio.
NACHO – “Ignacio” nickname for Ignacio.
CHARRO – “Cowboy/Horseman” given to the guy who looks best in a cowboy hat and boots.
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Prediction for the Nissan Cube

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

Our 5 year prediction for the new Nissan Cube.
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Jupiter: Broken

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

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Last Monday morning (July 20th, sometime between 3:00-9:00AM Pacific Time), something very large smacked into the southern hemisphere of Jupiter, leaving a dark “scar” in its outer atmosphere larger than Earth’s Pacific Ocean. The unknown and unseen object that pummeled Jupiter was likely a comet or an asteroid.

NASA news/photo link and NY Times link

Russian Stealth Fighter

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

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From industrial designer Aleksander Dultsev – design images of the new/upcoming Russian stealth fighter.

(via English Russia)