Two Haiku Video Game Review: Duck Hunt
Monday, August 31st, 2009
Despite the graphics
Duck Hunt is still a classic
Among games today
You might miss more ducks
But you look cooler if you
Hold the gun sideways
Archive for August, 2009
BPOW: Tactical Bacon
Sunday, August 30th, 2009Find yourself in a bind? Achin’ for bacon but away from your butcher? Bust out Tactical Bacon– 54 strips of ready to eat bacon, in a can.
As Neatorama points out, it’s got a ten-year shelf life, which makes it great for any underground apocalypse shelter. Important to note: when you open Tactical Bacon, you’ll have to eat all 54 pieces or else refrigerate them. Good thing we really love bacon!
Even Hitler is Unhappy with Michael Crabtree
Sunday, August 30th, 2009Adolf Hitler’s plans for the upcoming 49ers season go awry as he learns of Michael Crabtree’s holdout.
(via Jenna)
Schnell! Bonus Round:
Moment of Humanity
Friday, August 28th, 2009Rule #1 for Funerals: NO OPEN MIC
The song is entitled “Omazing Grace.”
The last 20 seconds made me pee a little.
OMAZING GRACE
“Omazing Grace how sweet duh soun
hang weh your weng yoik mee!
Huh-eeh huh-weeh
your weh your wow.
Uh leh yaoh wehz
ing gray.”
Zombie Crawl
Thursday, August 27th, 2009Last night the city of San Jose, California, was totally dead.
Really dead.
Undead.
Last night was San Jose’s first ever Zombie-O-Rama zombie crawl: hundreds of zombies took to the streets in search of brains, drink specials, and an outdoor screening of “Shaun of the Dead.”
Here are some photo highlights:
BBRRAAAINNNSS Bonus Round:
RobotAlphabet’s Zombie Sarah Palin
The PooTrap
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009When You Gotta Go . . .
Monday, August 24th, 2009. . . you might as well celebrate it. Check out the Axixa, the newest development in public urination sanitation (if such a thing is possible).
(via Niko; via Wired)
