How-to: Town Hall Meetings
August 17th, 2009 by timbotronPublic “Town Hall” meetings have become the new way for the average American to have a voice in the political arena.
Especially if that voice is loud and stupid.
TOWN HALL MEETING TIPS
1). SHOUT – Remember, this is about “being heard.” And the best way to be heard is by shouting. Even if you don’t remember what you’re shouting about. Your goal is to be heard, not understood.
2). WEAR FLAGS – American flag apparel reminds everyone that you are speaking on behalf of all Americans . . . except for the Godless heathens that don’t go to your church, those foreigners, and the homos. Wearing a flag also means that if people disagree with you: they hate America.
3). REMEMBER YOUR BATTLE – It is important to remember that this is a battle between good and evil; this is not about being constructive. If you lose this battle, communist conspirators may force your grandchildren to have abortions while teaching them about dinosaurs. And never forget that socialized medicine could lead to other socialist institutions like public schools or a national postal system. If we aren’t careful, we could easily end-up like those bastards Canada, England, or Sweden.
4). BRING SIGNS – Signs are simply shouting for the deaf. And it’s more patriotic if they aren’t spelled correctly. The Freedom of Speech is also the freedom to put apostrophes wherever you feel like and to spell things as you please. Don’t let the intellectual Liberal elite shut you down with their fancy “grammar” or “spelling.”
5). NEVER FACT CHECK – “Facts” and “proof” should never get in the way of you being heard, nor should they stop you from living in fear. Remember: if everyone believes it, it must be true. If everyone in your group fears that our government will create “death committees” to execute the elderly, then it must be true. Also, feel free to cite anything you heard on the Interweb, FOX News, or at gun shows. “Proven facts” are for smartasses, anyway.
6). BLAME – When all else fails, blame the Liberal media, welfare moms, homosexuals, foreigners, terrorists, and 9-11. Blame the foreigners especially.
7). TEA-BAG – Use the term “tea bagging” as much as possible – it’s time we took this term back from the homos.
Barney Frank Smackdown Bonus Round:
I love you Barney.
(via Rebecca)
August 17th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Ha ha … “If you lose this battle, communist conspirators may force your grandchildren to have abortions while teaching them about dinosaurs.”
August 19th, 2009 at 12:36 am
I’ve been thinking the same thing Tim. I think along with our “commie” health care conspiracy we need to start making a I.Q. requirement list and not provide health care to those who are too stupid.
August 19th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Check out this clip of Barnery Frank laying into some dumbshit at a town hall meeting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYlZiWK2Iy8
Barney Frank for president 2012!
August 20th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
They may be stupid, Tim. But right now their view of the issue is in the majority:
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/current_events/healthcare/august_2009/54_say_passing_no_healthcare_reform_better_than_passing_congressional_plan