BPOW: Tactical Bacon
August 30th, 2009 by HeywoodFind yourself in a bind? Achin’ for bacon but away from your butcher? Bust out Tactical Bacon– 54 strips of ready to eat bacon, in a can.

As Neatorama points out, it’s got a ten-year shelf life, which makes it great for any underground apocalypse shelter. Important to note: when you open Tactical Bacon, you’ll have to eat all 54 pieces or else refrigerate them. Good thing we really love bacon!







August 31st, 2009 at 3:13 am
Oh man, I’m so in on this!
August 31st, 2009 at 1:52 pm
I don’t think I can eat 54 strips of bacon, but might have a shot at 27. Timbo, what are you doing for lunch?