Alternatively titled “What Physicists do when High”

(via Today’s Big Thing, via ametallurgist)

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From our good friends at The Stuff.

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Public “Town Hall” meetings have become the new way for the average American to have a voice in the political arena.

Especially if that voice is loud and stupid.

TOWN HALL MEETING TIPS
1). SHOUT – Remember, this is about “being heard.” And the best way to be heard is by shouting. Even if you don’t remember what you’re shouting about. Your goal is to be heard, not understood.

2). WEAR FLAGS – American flag apparel reminds everyone that you are speaking on behalf of all Americans . . . except for the Godless heathens that don’t go to your church, those foreigners, and the homos. Wearing a flag also means that if people disagree with you: they hate America.

3). REMEMBER YOUR BATTLE – It is important to remember that this is a battle between good and evil; this is not about being constructive. If you lose this battle, communist conspirators may force your grandchildren to have abortions while teaching them about dinosaurs. And never forget that socialized medicine could lead to other socialist institutions like public schools or a national postal system. If we aren’t careful, we could easily end-up like those bastards Canada, England, or Sweden.

4). BRING SIGNS – Signs are simply shouting for the deaf. And it’s more patriotic if they aren’t spelled correctly. The Freedom of Speech is also the freedom to put apostrophes wherever you feel like and to spell things as you please. Don’t let the intellectual Liberal elite shut you down with their fancy “grammar” or “spelling.”

5). NEVER FACT CHECK – “Facts” and “proof” should never get in the way of you being heard, nor should they stop you from living in fear. Remember: if everyone believes it, it must be true. If everyone in your group fears that our government will create “death committees” to execute the elderly, then it must be true. Also, feel free to cite anything you heard on the Interweb, FOX News, or at gun shows. “Proven facts” are for smartasses, anyway.

6). BLAME – When all else fails, blame the Liberal media, welfare moms, homosexuals, foreigners, terrorists, and 9-11. Blame the foreigners especially.

7). TEA-BAG – Use the term “tea bagging” as much as possible – it’s time we took this term back from the homos.

Barney Frank Smackdown Bonus Round:

I love you Barney.
(via Rebecca)

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District 9 was great–
Alien meets Iron Man.
Audience applause,

Compelling throughout.
District 10 will be epic;
Blomkamp delivers.

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Ectoplasm – A fluid, vaporous, or gauze-like substance associated with paranormal activity; reported to emanate from the bodies of spiritual mediums during seances and trances.

A – Ectoplasm emanating from the ear of famous psychic Mina “Margery” Crandon during a seance.
B – Ectoplasm emanating from the genitals of a psychic during trance.
C – Image of deceased manifesting in an ectoplasmic “cloud,” photo source unknown.
D – Extra ectoplasmic “hand” emanating from the torso of psychic Mina “Margery” Crandon during a seance.
E – Ectoplasmic cloud at Hill Ward, Lakewood, WA (photo by Patty Valdez/Haunted Playground)

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I so want to do this: UrbanCamouflage.de.

“The commercial space is a clean and untouched area. Our project exeeds the limit and enters the world of commerce without any permission.”

Way of the Chameleon Bonus Round:
And this makes me want to chase designer Aya Tsukioka: Link.

“Inspired by Japan’s medieval Ninjas, who camouflaged themselves with dark-colored cloths.”

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Greatest American Hero Bonus Round:

My favorite of the G.I. Joe public service announcements:

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