Archive for September, 2009
People of Wal*Mart
Thursday, September 17th, 2009Moment of Zoomanity
Thursday, September 17th, 2009For any of you who have never seen this (now) classic:
Know Your Fat Suits
Thursday, September 17th, 2009Given that Tyler Perry has made it his life’s goal to belabor the joke and make thousands of movies starring an African-American man portraying a wacky fat woman, I have created this handy flow chart to identify which particular fat-suit laden actor and film you are watching (click on chart to enlarge):
What’s for School Lunch?
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009BPOW: Bacon Beer
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009Perhaps the only thing better than bacon and chocolate is bacon and beer. Brooklyn Brewery has crafted a beer infused with Benton’s Country Smokehouse bacon called Reinschweinsgebot. Unfortunately, it isn’t available to everyone – cases of Reinschweinsgebot are limited, and currently it is only available at special events (including a $350 pairing dinner at Per Se in New York City this Friday evening).

(via Grub Street, via Emily; image via bacon-beer)
Kanyegate II
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009Kanyegate was great, and Imma let you finish, but Kaynegate II has the best Kanye West slam of all time.
The official term for this is now “Kanyeruption.”
President Obama interview: “He (Kanye West) is a jackass.”

Kanye vs. Obama
UPDATE 9/18:
THE WORLD IS NOW OFFICIALLY READY TO MAKE FUN OF SOME OTHER MORON
However . . . two last notes of closure on Kanye West’s idiocy if you missed them.
1). – The best “Imma Lechu Finish” of all time was actually done years ago by Kanye West himself. He parodied his own jackassery years ago in the thralls of a great premonition (and this is also the funniest thing Mike Meyers has done in years):
2). – Kanyelicious yourself and others if you are into beating dead horses.










