Archive for September, 2009

Just When I Thought the Internet Couldn’t Get Any Weirder . . .

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Someone invented HotChicksPickingUpDogSh*t.com:

(via Isabel; via Thrillist)

People of Wal*Mart

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

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People of WalMart – a gallery of the American underbelly.

(via Angie & Ashley)

Moment of Zoomanity

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

For any of you who have never seen this (now) classic:

Know Your Fat Suits

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Given that Tyler Perry has made it his life’s goal to belabor the joke and make thousands of movies starring an African-American man portraying a wacky fat woman, I have created this handy flow chart to identify which particular fat-suit laden actor and film you are watching (click on chart to enlarge):

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What’s for School Lunch?

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

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What’s for School Lunch? – a gallery of school lunches from around the world.

(via Susan)

BPOW: Bacon Beer

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Perhaps the only thing better than bacon and chocolate is bacon and beer. Brooklyn Brewery has crafted a beer infused with Benton’s Country Smokehouse bacon called Reinschweinsgebot. Unfortunately, it isn’t available to everyone – cases of Reinschweinsgebot are limited, and currently it is only available at special events (including a $350 pairing dinner at Per Se in New York City this Friday evening).

(via Grub Street, via Emily; image via bacon-beer)

Kanyegate II

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Kanyegate was great, and Imma let you finish, but Kaynegate II has the best Kanye West slam of all time.

The official term for this is now “Kanyeruption.”

President Obama interview: “He (Kanye West) is a jackass.”



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Kanye vs. Obama



UPDATE 9/18:
THE WORLD IS NOW OFFICIALLY READY TO MAKE FUN OF SOME OTHER MORON

However . . . two last notes of closure on Kanye West’s idiocy if you missed them.

1). – The best “Imma Lechu Finish” of all time was actually done years ago by Kanye West himself. He parodied his own jackassery years ago in the thralls of a great premonition (and this is also the funniest thing Mike Meyers has done in years):

2).Kanyelicious yourself and others if you are into beating dead horses.
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