How to Raise a Douchey Daughter in One Easy Step

November 5th, 2009 by Heywood

Step 1: Buy her the Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll.

Pre-order now for April 2010 delivery . . . Just $69.99!

(via Allison)

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4 Responses to “How to Raise a Douchey Daughter in One Easy Step”

1. Margaret Says:
   November 5th, 2009 at 12:36 pm

   The dog in particular is ridiculous. Is Palm Beach Sugar Daddy supposed to be heterosexual?

2. Timbotron Says:
   November 6th, 2009 at 12:24 am

   Or “How to make your daughter attracted to gay men . . . “

3. rubberchicken Says:
   November 9th, 2009 at 9:03 pm

   Are you sure this is for girls at all?

4. Stefanie Says:
   December 22nd, 2009 at 10:45 pm

   Isn’t that the guy that got that Kardashian girl pregnant?

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