Scientific Research: Mood Rings

December 6th, 2009 by timbotron

Blogadilla is not only known by our readers as a significant source for important daily news and crap jokes, but as a profound contributor to the world of scientific research; having researched and published our findings on such significant topics as:

What effect does Frankenberry cereal have on the color of your poop?

Does albino pornography exist on the Internet.

Making soap from bacon fat.

The medical truth behind ‘Chinese Restaurant Syndrome.’

The great inventory of crappy balloon animals.

Today we are proud to offer you the results of a 30-day investigation into the mechanics of “mood rings.” Though most mood rings come with a color guide to help you understand the meaning of each of the colors, we have come to find that most of these guides are totally incorrect. Below is a more accurate guide to the colors of mood rings, based upon 63 total hours of original scientific observation at Blogadilla Laboratories.

Mood Ring

We hope that this contribution to science will once again benefit humanity in the way that so many of our other works have.

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