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Happy Repeal Day!

Friday, December 5th, 2008

no lips

Speaking of Prop 8, did you know today is Repeal Day?  Yes, that little-known holiday squeezed in between Thanksgiving, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Christmas and the other drinking-centric holiday, New Years’ Eve.  Celebrating the repeal of the 18th amendment in 1933, ending Prohibition, Repeal Day is a time for everyone to enjoy the freedom to knock back a fifth of Jose, make out with a guy a head shorter than you, and pass out on the stairs of a co-worker’s apartment with a mouthful of your own vomit.  Or so I’ve heard.  I mean, I would never do anything like that.  Nope.

repealday.org

Are You Smartar Then A 5th Grater?

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

I love that somebody has a sense of humor at the FOX network.  In a bow to the Bush administration, Friday’s first presidential debate on FOX will be preceded by “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?.” Priceless.

Click the above link to test your wits in FOX’s online game, or submit your own questions for the show.

Baby Palin Gets a Bath

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

This was last night at the Republican National Convention, during Sarah Palin’s speech.  I’m having a hard time not watching this clip over and over.  As it happened live, I collapsed into the fetal position and then changed my registration to Republican.  God Bless America!