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Corporate jargon; although being an absolutely meaningless vernacular, can make you feel productive and even somewhat important. If you haven’t already, try throwing out a few of the following key phrases during your next corporate meeting. You might be surprised at how savvy your colleagues think you are.

• Give me the download on the new brand strategy when you have a minute.
• We should net-down on a proof-of-concept before moving forward with production.
• Let’s take this discussion offline and talk about resource-allocation.
• Do you have the bandwidth to review this copy deck by end-of-day tomorrow?
• I think grouping the content into three buckets would make the most sense.
• You’ll get your list of deliverables during the kick-off on monday morning.
• Grab James and we’ll have a pow-wow about these new wireframe schematics.
• Go ahead and table that idea for now and we’ll revisit it later.
• Did you get that sandbox set up for back-end development of the new microsite?
• I’ll be out-of-pocket all next week, so we’ll have to reschedule our white-boarding session.
• If we drill down a little deeper, we might be able to uncover the core values.
• We’re getting some push-back from the client on this marketing budget.
• Let’s get together for some blue-sky thinking around this viral campaign.

If you find that you are experiencing difficulty committing these and other corporate terms and phrases to memory, don’t fret. They are available in a handy flashcard format for quick and easy reference.

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Such angst. Such pain. Now you, too, can sample life as an emo kid with this new magnet kit!

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It took every ounce of will-power not to make this on company time at work today, so I made it when I got home.

Fun times.
Enjoy.

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We captured on video one of our clients licensing the first song ever on an iPhone. He does it in three minutes using MusicLicensingStore.com, which is our online tool for licensing music. Pretty sweet. Check it!

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-Gunther Rigsby

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How cool is this?
UrbanDrinks.com is a site developed here in Portland to make your “getting-drunk-plans” easier. They’ve even added a Pub Crawl section where you can add your upcoming drunken events. This is especially handy, as we put on an annual pub crawl. They have plans to expand to other cities, so stayed tuned. Check it out ›

“UrbanDrinks.com is the work of a small group of friends who have made it their mission to provide you with the most up-to-date happy hour information.”

-UrbanDrinks.com

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