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Behold! Psycho Donuts!

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Last weekend my kids and I stumbled upon Psycho Donuts in Campbell, CA.  The sell donuts covered with Fruit Loops, Oreos, chocolate covered pretzels, and Nilla Wafers.  They also make “donut fries” with jelly filing dip.  They have some creepy art for sale on the walls and the folks at the counter wear lab coats.  We got Coco Marbles, the Psycho, and Do-Nila.  It’s medication time…

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BPOW: Bacon to get the bacon out of your teeth…

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Dentists recommend flossing and Archie McPhee & Blogadilla recommend bacon! Improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the savory flavor of crispy bacon, for just $4.95. Is there anything bacon can’t improve?
bacon floss - blogadilla.com

BJÄKÖNYN!!! Bacon is a bed, of course!

[Floss via Uncrate; via Archie]

Red Velvet Twinkie-ish Cake

Friday, June 13th, 2008

My serious lust for red velvet cupcakes has drawn me to these . . . behold the Red Velvet twinkie-type thingy! I hate to admit that I found them at Wal*Mart . . . mmm . . . redness . . .

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Absinthe Gummy Bears…

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

Absinthe is the new bacon. There’s a super hip restaurant in NYC called “Tailor” that serves absinthe gummy bears. They’re 85% absinthe, and sorry to say, I couldn’t figure out a way to pay them to send me some.

Also, absinthe lollypops at Lollyphile.

For more flavor overload, check out a dish at Tailor that’s just called, “Fois Gras, Peanut Butter, Cocoa, Pear“.

(Heywood, I demand that you go there!)

2 Haiku Movie Review: The Bank Job

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Sexy 70’s Brits
nick bank deposit boxes
a true heist story

Statham is charming
only good movie playing
“The B.J.” ends well

Speaking of dildos…

Saturday, March 15th, 2008


For you collectors of either Dutch delft blue ceramics or dildos, here’s the holy grail of both worlds. I think the plug is so you can fill it with, er, well, I have no f’ing idea, but I’m sure you can come up with something… Either way I think it would make a nice addition to a figurine or fine china display case.

Oh-my-pod

Monday, March 10th, 2008

I love my ipod. I talk to it. “I love you, ipod.” I have it full of obnoxious Justin Timberlake videos. But, I had no idea I could love it this way. Dang.

“Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod® or any music player and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes”.

Also check out Boditalk – “Boditalk™ is activated by calls made to or from your cell phone when in close range. The cell signal triggers a unique 3 pattern vibrating sequence that lasts for the entire call – enabling you to “get off while you’re on.”"