(via The Stranger SLOG)
ERRATA: It has been brought to our attention that the above photo is a fake. In the original photo (below), the woman was actually trying to sell kittens (for pets or food).
The new “Alice in Wonderland” is one of the few movies I have ever walked-out on.
In sum:
• This film has nothing to do with Lewis Carroll’s stories “Alice in Wonderland” or “Through the Looking Glass” beyond a hijacking of his characters for the sake of a poorly written story which fails to even accidentally capture the essence of Lewis Carroll’s works.
• Dear screenplay writer Linda Woolverton: EAT ME.
• I am watching “Beetlejuice” repeatedly to prevent myself from hating Tim Burton.
• Somewhere in the great beyond, the ghost of Walt Disney is raping the ghost of Lewis Carroll. In 3-D.
(via Stephen, via Gizmodo)
The aliens in James Cameron’s “Avatar” and Burton Silver and Heather Busch’s “Why Paint Cats.”
Appliance company Maytag wishes you “Happy Holidays” by playing a lively tune composed of appliance sounds.
