Iron Man 2

Glad it’s not 3-D:
Mickey Rourke’s face is too much;
like “Mask” with tattoos.

Robots and lasers
and Samuel L. Jackson!
Shitloads of ’splosions!

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“Where the Wild Things Are“

Max needs therapy:
waaaaay too heavy for children.
“Art Film,” not “Kid Film.”

Carl Jung with monsters.
Furries with Indie music.
Goth teens will love it.

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I never knew the
Rules for zombie survival
Until this movie.

Many rules are key
But the most important is:
Always double tap.

Zombie Killing Bonus Round:

Two Haiku Video Game Review: Left 4 Dead

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Despite the graphics
Duck Hunt is still a classic
Among games today

You might miss more ducks
But you look cooler if you
Hold the gun sideways

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District 9 was great–
Alien meets Iron Man.
Audience applause,

Compelling throughout.
District 10 will be epic;
Blomkamp delivers.

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Team up with three friends
And fight off bloodthirsty hordes
Of killer zombies

You cannot survive
The zombie apocalypse
Without shotgun shells

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It’s almost as if
Steroids were banned from baseball
And put in this game

BIGS 2 makes me think
Prince Fielder is no longer
Vegetarian

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