Quantum of Solace

The plot of this film:
leftovers from the last film
with a bland villain.

The rest of this film:
It was a car commercial
starring Daniel Craig.

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“W.“

“W.” was good.
Oliver Stone played it safe:
no real surprises.

Josh Brolin was good.
Condoleeza was awesome.
I give it three stars.

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I laughed a few times
And there were some funny parts
but all said and done–

Not a great movie.
The saving grace of the film?
Tom Cruise (Les Grossman).

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The Dark Knight

Chrithtian Bale: okay.
Gyllenhaal: casting mistake.
Ledger: OUTSTANDING!

THE BEST Batman film.
It actually had a plot.
Two and a half hours.

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Surprisingly good,
Fantastic animation,
Jack Black gets an A

A cast of all-stars
Kung-Fu Panda: Big surprise
Go out and see this.

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The Happening

Mark Wahlberg stars while
Shyamalan gets preachy
with gross suicides.

Is it phones?!? Is it
trees!?! Is it crowds?!? Is it bees!?!
What (the hell) is this disease?!?

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The Incredible Hulk: Part Deux

Double dose of Hulk,
But don’t wait around, there is
Not a tag ending

Bruce Banner is back
Better than the last Hulk film
Norton’s Grade: B Plus

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