Original plot:
Developers are trying
to take our building.
The best parts of the
movie can be found on their
site: “Sweded movies.”
Melonie Diaz,
hottest lips in Hollywood.
I want to “Swede” her.
Save your $10.
Coming to a plane flight near
you: “Be Kind Rewind.”
Haunted orphanage!!
Creepy ghost with a doll mask.
Ghost kids are the worst.
I squealed like a girl.
What’s the Spanish word for “AAAAAAGHHH”?
Almost puked tapas.
Handheld cameras
Half Blair witch, Half Godzilla
All entertaining.
Don’t make my mistake
And sit too close to the screen;
Headaches will ensue.
Note: for a crazy picture of the Cloverfield monster, click here.
I Am Legend (a.k.a.- “The Omega Man in Black”)
A virus outbreak.
Bad animation zombies.
The Fresh Prince survives.
The Omega Man
meets 28 Days Later.
Typical New York.
McCandless was right,
with great quotes and bad music,
about feeling strong.
Every one should,
go into the wild sometime,
but do leave a trail.
Anderson’s 5th film.
Fear and Loathing in Bengal -
high on cough syrup.
The soundtrack is great.
An entertaining movie,
would watch it again.
The cast of Thriller
versus Milla Jovovich.
And Milla kicks ass.
Undead zombie crows.
And tons of exploding heads.
Great family film.
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