“As president, I believe that robotics can inspire young people to pursue science and engineering.

And I also want to keep an eye on those robots in case they try anything.”

– President Barack Obama

(via Kris; via Gizmodo)

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No. . . VENTI is ‘twenty.’ LARGE is large. In fact, TALL is large. And GRANDE is Spanish for ‘large.’ VENTI is the only one that doesn’t mean ‘large.’ It’s also the only one that’s Italian. Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.

– Danny Donahue (Paul Rudd) ordering a coffee in “Role Models“

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“If you do not identify with your identity, there can be no reality.”

– Yogi Bhajan

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“The Google outage frightened me like a schoolgirl, until I remembered an old technology called ‘Yahoo’.”

– Twitterer BradBrownDotCom, on today’s Google Outage

PS: Come follow me on Twitter!

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“There’s such a fine line between stupid. . . and clever.”

– David St. Hubbins (Michael McKean) and Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest) in “This is Spïnal Tap“

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“Street smart is just something dumb people say when they want to use the word smart to describe themselves.”

– Darnell Turner (Eddie Steeples) in “My Name is Earl,” Season 4 Episode 11.

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“Dear God, whose name I do not know, thank you for my life. I forgot HOW BIG. . . Thank you, thank you for my life.”

– Joe Banks (Tom Hanks) in “Joe Versus the Volcao.”

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