Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category

Quote of the Day: Obama v. Robots

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

As president, I believe that robotics can inspire young people to pursue science and engineering.

And I also want to keep an eye on those robots in case they try anything.

(via Kris; via Gizmodo)

Friday, May 15th, 2009

No. . . VENTI is ‘twenty.’ LARGE is large. In fact, TALL is large. And GRANDE is Spanish for ‘large.’ VENTI is the only one that doesn’t mean ‘large.’ It’s also the only one that’s Italian. Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

If you do not identify with your identity, there can be no reality.

QOTD

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

The Google outage frightened me like a schoolgirl, until I remembered an old technology called ‘Yahoo’.

PS: Come follow me on Twitter!

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

There’s such a fine line between stupid. . . and clever.

Friday, November 21st, 2008

Street smart is just something dumb people say when they want to use the word smart to describe themselves.

Friday, October 17th, 2008

Dear God, whose name I do not know, thank you for my life. I forgot HOW BIG. . . Thank you, thank you for my life.