Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category
Friday, February 1st, 2008
“Love is the world’s worst seeing-eye dog.”
- Timbotron
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Saturday, January 26th, 2008
“How many of you own a self-help book? That’s your first problem. You can’t help yourself, because yourself sucks. If you’re helping yourself, that means you’re being helped by a complete asshole.”
- Doctor P (Billy Bob Thornton) in “School for Scoundrels“
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Tuesday, January 8th, 2008
“The only thing all men have in common with one another is their inherent capacity to make mistakes. . . But there is wonder in the attempt, knowing we are all destined to fall short, but forgoing reason and fear time and time again so deliberately.”
- Joe Meno in “The Boy Detective Fails“
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Friday, August 31st, 2007
“Guess what? I got a fever and the only prescription is . . . more cowbell.”
- Bruce Dickenson, gold record maker
Tags: comedy, Quotes
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Thursday, August 16th, 2007
“No need to give up a good theory just because it isn’t true.”
- Billy Covington (Robert Downey Jr.) in “Air America“
Tags: movies, Quotes
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Monday, August 6th, 2007
“Flavor Flav loves stickin’ it to the white man . . . and that white man is Brigitte Nielsen.”
- comedian Jeffrey Ross at the Friar’s Club roast of Flavor Flav
Tags: comedy, Quotes
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Monday, July 23rd, 2007
“You’re assuming I won’t shoot your sorry ass. And everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of U and umption.”
- Mitch Henessey (Samuel L. Jackson) in “The Long Kiss Goodnight“
Tags: infinite coolness, Quotes
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Tuesday, July 17th, 2007
“Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things - he’s got it all.”
- James Brown
Tags: fashion, Quotes
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Sunday, July 15th, 2007
“People who go to seminars and come away from them thinking they no longer have fears are a real nuisance . . . Seminar people are a pain in the ass. In a pinch, it’s always easiest just to blame your parents. Your parents’ mistakes are your get-out-of-jail-free card.”
- Douglas Coupland in “JPod”
Tags: books, comedy, Quotes
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Friday, July 13th, 2007
“There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can’t.”
- Warren Buffet
Tags: comedy, Quotes
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Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”
- George W. Bush
Tags: jackassery, politics, Quotes
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Saturday, July 7th, 2007
“We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars . . . but we won’t. We’re slowly learning that fact and we’re very, very pissed off.”
- Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) in “Fight Club“
Tags: movies, Quotes
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Thursday, July 5th, 2007
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-Gunther Rigsby
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Monday, July 2nd, 2007
“The thing that’s wrong with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.”
- George W. Bush
Tags: funny as hell, jackassery, politics, Quotes
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Sunday, July 1st, 2007
“We should probably feel guilty, but she broke the Cardinal Rule: Don’t f**k with people who handle your food.”
- Monty (Ryan Reynolds) on the subject of violating a customer’s meal in “Waiting“
Tags: evil, food, infinite evil, Quotes
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Friday, June 29th, 2007
“The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it’s their fault.”
- Henry Kissinger
Tags: culture, Quotes
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Sunday, June 24th, 2007
“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”
- Groucho Marx
Tags: comedy, Quotes
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Wednesday, June 20th, 2007
“I don’t have a girlfriend - I just know a girl who’d be really mad if she heard me say that.”
- Mitch Hedberg comedian, superhero
Tags: comedy, funny as hell, infinite coolness, Quotes
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Saturday, June 16th, 2007
“I’ve been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.”
- Gary Busey actor, philosopher, lunatic
Tags: AntiChrist candidates, funny as hell, jackassery, Quotes
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