“I’ve been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.”

- Gary Busey actor, philosopher, lunatic

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“There’s a picture opposite me of my primitive ancestry, which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free. Though I respect that a lot, I’d be fired if that were my job - after killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts.”

- They Might Be Giants “Birdhouse in Your Soul”

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“Character is what you are in the dark.”

- Lord John Whorfin in “The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension“

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“I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute.”

- Paris Hilton in a phone call to Barbara Walters, later broadcast on ABC News’ Web site

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“Imagine taking an avatar and walking around a house, painting the walls dynamically and furnishing it with products from Pottery Barn or Ikea. There’ll be a point when a 3-D Internet solves problems in your real world.”

- Christopher Mahoney of Linden Lab on how virtual world Second Life will help you codify your lack of style.*

Gosh. If the 3-D Internet was going to solve my problems in the real world, couldn’t it do something other than help me buy futons? How about helping out with my credit card debt, or my cellulite? I’m just saying.

* Folks, I’m mocking myself here. Half my furniture is from Pottery Barn.

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“I always look hot! I could wear two bandaids and a cork and still look hot!”

- Kendra Wilkinson

Playboy bunny Kendra Wilkinson just made plagiarized the best quote ever on the Girls Next Door TV show. Original from “The Dive from Gideon’s Pier.”

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“When I started, I had nothing in mind more than telling people about arts and technology events in San Francisco. Pretty much everything on the site is based on user feedback. Frankly, I have no vision whatsoever.”

- Craigslist founder Craig Newmark discussing his start.

I’ve met Craig, and yes, he is this modest. Maybe nice guys do finish first once in a while.

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