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Unknown Life in the Sewers

timbotron — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:58:37 +0000

Claiming to be a “snakecam” video of a sewer main in North Carolina, this is going to go one of two ways:

1). This is a promotional hoax for some upcoming sci-fi/horror film.
2). There is something seriously f-ed up living in the sewers of N. Carolina.
* “slime molds” do not move this fast.

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A New Take on Mario

Heywood — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:04:13 +0000

Check out this awesome rendition of Super Mario World’s Ghost Castle Theme. Apparently the guy playing didn’t have sheet music ever and learned it in only a couple hours!

To compare it to the original, go to 6:05 here.

(via Rmeister007)

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Jeff Goldblum: 1952 - 2009

timbotron — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:23:13 +0000

We at Blogadilla are happy to learn that Jeff Goldblum IS NOT the fourth celebrity in the past week to have been assassinated by the Illuminati [1st, 2nd, and 3rd].

However, sources stating that Goldblum is “not dead” do not necessarily state that he is “living” and do not rule out that Mr. Goldblum is actually “un-dead” . . . the most likely scenario which gave rise to the erroneous claim that he is (completely) dead.

Zombie Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop. [and link]

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Living with Duke Nukem’s Disease

B Round — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:35:14 +0000

Laugh it up . . . but when the zombie apocalypse hits, I want this guy on my side.

(via GameCulture)

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Billy Mays - Shouting at the Angels

timbotron — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:20:21 +0000

At 7:49AM this morning (June 28), loud hairy TV pitchman Billy Mays was pronounced dead - as simple as 1-2-3. It is currently not known if the death of the 50-year-old was related to a minor airline accident injury from the previous day.

Farewell Billy - he lived life with an exclamation point.

Billy Mays was the face of many well known and fine products:
• What Odor?™
• Orange Glo™
• Oxi-Clean™
• Flies Away™
• Mighty Putty™
• The Awesome Auger™
• Green Now!™
• Simoniz “Fix It!”™
• The Grater Plater™
• Tool Band-It™
• Mighty Mendit™
• Quick Chop™
• Kaboom!™:

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Black Eyed Perez

Heywood — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:04:03 +0000

If you haven’t been following the Perez Hilton/Black Eyed Peas drama, I applaud you. If, like us, you’ve been unabled to avoid it, ~~consider snagging~~ you’ll appreciate this ballerific t-shirt from Jared Moraitis:

It used to be selling for $20 here, but now appears to be unavailable. Can we get some more of these from the Pop-Monkey??

(via Superpunch)

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Farewell Michael: 1958 - 2009

timbotron — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:32:16 +0000

(Tombstone Generator)

Update from Heywood:
Everyone’s seen the Philippines “Thriller” prison video; now the CPDRC has released a new tribute video to MJ:

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The Chinese Grass Mud Horse

timbotron — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:18:55 +0000

A few months late, but if you haven’t already caught this in the New York Times or this month’s Wired magazine, it is an already infamous Chinese internet censorship protest video (everything sounds like a dirty word in Chinese, read the captions).

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The Jackson Five Four

timbotron — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:19:12 +0000

3:13PM: the television news media (CNN, FOX, MSNBC) has yet to officially state that Michael Jackson is dead. Jackson was not breathing when he was rushed to the UCLA Medical Center at 12:26PM today, in a state of cardiac arrest.

3:15PM: L.A. Times now states that doctors have pronounced Michael Jackson dead.

3:30PM: CNN television news announces that Michael Jackson is dead. Suck it CNN! You’re 15 minutes behind!

NOTE: Michael Jackson is declared only “99% dead” given that his nose was already declared legally dead over 7 years ago.

(via Kate)

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Farrah Fawcett: 1947 - 2009

timbotron — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:37:43 +0000

It’s going to be years before we can giggle again at the term “anal cancer.”

A shitty way to die (sorry . . . too soon).

(Tombstone Generator)

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We Are Autobots

timbotron — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:13:23 +0000

Behold WeAreAutobots: via webcam, it turns live video of you into a Transformer by way of facial recognition.

It is pretty cool, even if only for a few minutes.

Let the experiments begin:
• It doesn’t transform two people at a time.
• It works on my neighbor Rachael when I duck out of the way.
• It does not work on my neighbor Rachael’s dog.
• Oddly, it does work on a drawing of a face on my stomach!

“Autobot Belly! Transform and roll out!”

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We Rappin’ About PRACTICE

B Round — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:12:02 +0000

Steve Porter, the man behind the brilliant Slap Chop Rap Remix, strikes again:

(via Skee.E.O. Evan)

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Photo of the Week: Calling All Carnivores

B Round — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:53:48 +0000

(via Justin Sane)

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This Week on Entourage

Heywood — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:04:23 +0000

Why wait until July 12 for Entourage when you know what’s going to happen every week?

(via Jason)

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Two Haiku Movie Review: Transformers - Revenge of the Fallen

timbotron — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:33:43 +0000

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Gruesome robot deaths!
And an hour-long ad for
the U.S. Army:

“An Army of One . . .
That Turns Into a Sports Car
and F*&%s-up Egypt.”

Movie Pluses:
• The boombox Transformer Soundwave is re-envisioned as a communications satellite.
• The gigantic Transformer Devastator (composed of seven smaller Transformers).
• An unnamed razor-thin Transformer (camouflage: it can’t be seen head-on).

Movie Minuses:
• The film is 150 minutes long.
• Shia LaBeouf doesn’t die.
• Megan Fox’s bad collagen and tanning salon choices.
• Although I’m a big supporter of robot violence, this isn’t a good film for young children.
• About an hour of the film is dedicated to the American Armed Forces and little else; awkward, bordering on annoying.

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Best Skeleton Battle, Ever

timbotron — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:23:46 +0000

(images from Columbia Pictures, Renaissance Pictures, Disney Pictures, and New Line Cinema)

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Action Fashion

timbotron — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:32:37 +0000

(photos: Universal Pictures, 20th Century Fox)

• The Bourne Identity - The Jason Bourne orange knit sweater and his stylish Tag Heuer Quartz Chronograph.

• Aliens - Lt. Ripley’s Reebok Alien Stompers.

(photos: Polygram Films, Art Linson Productions, 20th Century Fox)

• The Big Lebowski - The Jeff “the Dude” Lebowski faded brown bathrobe and his Kaoru Betto t-shirt.

• Fight Club - The Tyler Durden stylish orange pleather jacket and the faded pink “coffee cup” bathrobe. Bonus: Durden’s “Sock It to Me” T-shirt.

• Big Trouble in Little China - The Jack Burton “Fu Manchu” tanktop [and again].

(photos: Cinergi Pictures, Brandywine Productions, FGM Entertainment)

• Die Hard With a Vengeance - Whatever watch John McClane is wearing (anybody know)?

• Alien 3 - Lt. Ripley’s Weyland Yutani prisoner surplus shirt with comfortable cotton khaki sweatpants. Ripley’s all-weather Weyland Yutani surplus parka.

• Ronin - Vincent and Sam smoke yellow Gitanes Maïs cigarettes throughout the film.

(photos: Gordon Company Films)

• Die Hard 2 - John McClane’s Navy Blue Parka and terrorist-fighting wool sweater.

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BPOW: The Bacone

Heywood — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:15:14 +0000

The Bacone: A bacon cone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy topped with a biscuit.

(via TIWYF; via Flickr)

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Moment of Humanity

B Round — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:52:27 +0000

(via Johnny, via Y! Sports)

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Scientists Reconstruct Dinosaur Language

timbotron — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:36:41 +0000

Scientists have recently reconstructed the vocalizations of Cretaceous Period dinosaurs.

Example video:

(via Dzin)

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