You’ve seen a LOLCat; you’ve seen a LOLebowski; but these pale in comparison to the new new king of the Internet, the almost mythical “LOLTapir“. If you don’t know what a Tapir is, check out the wikipedia page.
For more LOLTapirs, check out the full gallery– most of the images are safe for work, but there a few images that lean toward the ‘explicit’ end of the spectrum, so be warned. Nothing too gross though.
My friend Jodi recently confessed that she went through an irrational and shameful ‘crafty’ phase a couple of years ago.
After seeing the photos, I agree.
She was right to consider it “shameful.”
Jodi, you are going to hell.
Hey Americans . . . (and non-Americans subjected to this holiday) . . . HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
To honor this great holiday we’re offering you, the reader, a fine downloadable “Hand Turkey” to print out and hang in your home . . .
If you’re more discriminating with your holiday art (because “Hand Turkeys” are pretty cliché): the “Foot Turkey”
And if you want cutting edge state-of-the-art Thanksgiving decorations . . .
Behold the patented Blogadilla “Ass Turkey”*
Have you had enough of college students wearing 3 polo shirts at the same time, each with its own massively popped collar? Are you not convinced that pink is the new black? Are you eager to rebel in fashion choice, but forced to be subtle?
If any or all of the above points pertain to you, or if you just want to laugh, check out ThreadPit’s “Tragically Hip” polo shirts…a hilarious choice for the “I’m-over-polo-shirts,-but-really-not”-type of guy:
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us - it’s that animatronic dinosaurs will not be contained. Animatronic dinosaurs break free, expand to new territory, and crash through barriers . . . painfully . . . maybe even dangerously.
Walking with Dinosaurs: The Live Experience.
Oh man . . . ROBOTS and DINOSAURS!! Two supercool things in one place (much like bacon and chocolate). On tour now, the Bay Area venue is the San Jose HP Pavillion, December 26-30.
Paris Hilton’s latest cause: stopping binge-drinking elephants in India. I’m not kidding. Read this story from the Associated Press.
An elephant waits for Paris to buy him a real drink. (Photo courtesy of JohanJ1.)
‘Woodlice’ [a.k.a. - 'Pill Bugs,' 'Sow Bugs,' 'Potato Bugs,' 'Roly-Polies'] are a common sight in piles of moist rotting wood, and are perhaps the most well known examples of an Isopod [an order of Crustaceans, they're related to crabs, lobsters, and shrimp].
At around 2,000 feet beneath the sea, isopods have gone from the size of a pea to the size of a f%&$ing lapdog. Behold the ancient looking Bathynomus giganteus - the Giant Isopod. Their large size may be the result of living on the deep ocean floor, which permits small creatures to evolve to gigantic proportions.
If you’d like to see Bathynomus giganteus in person, you won’t need a submarine: the James R. Record Aquarium [Fort Worth, Texas] has live Bathynomus giganteus on exhibit.
A nice video of the Mexican Chupacabra (”goat sucker”).
Jamie ‘Buffalo Bill’ Gumb in “Silence of the Lambs” highlighted the evil of poodle lapdogs. And now they are even eviler - they come in pink.
Take a look at the video.
(via ABC news)
This is a list of the best cat names (actual names of actual cats of people I know) - in no apparent order:
•Turbo
•Steve
•Skeletor
•Baby Ryan Seacrest
•Batman
•Beans
•Chicken
•Zinka
Oh crap, what have I done?!
Three Things I Love:
1. Impassioned Gorillas
2. Drums
3. Milk
This is sheer genius.
This is an oldie, but a goodie:
What really happens to spiders when they’re exposed to drugs? For some cool pictures, click here.
Not everyone knew about The Rock-afire Explosion in their heyday, but some people loved the animatronic animal band that graced the stages of Showbiz Pizza Place (and later Chuck E. Cheese). Most people probably assumed that this animatronic animal band bit the dust after they were ‘retired’ in 1994, but fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint), this is not the case.
Instead, some guy in Georgia got a hold of the band and reprogrammed them to sing a bunch of different, contemporary songs, such as Fergie’s “London Bridge,” and Bubba Sparxxx’s “Ms. New Booty” (below). I won’t lie…I’m a little freaked out:
(via Charlotte St. Julien; via mis-one)
Often a feared animal that has been known to attack humans, this South African hippo is anything but ferocious. She’s smart: she knows were the unlimited supply of food is, and can even open doors! From the looks of it, she probably thinks just she’s an oversized dog!
I’m planning on starting a Blogadilla pack… who’s in?
Courtesy of Gizmodo, I give you the Hello Kitty Cat Humiliation System:
Go to Gizmodo to enjoy the wonderful Google translation of the marketing literature. And pictures of some really unhappy cats.
My cat is already irritable enough. If I were to dress her in something like this, it would basically ensure that she would chew my fingers off while I slept.
This is awesome. Next time you think your house is messy, just look at this slideshow.
(via Susan)
Fire dancing …. now bringing feelings of empowerment to even the most hairy of participants.
