At Alabama, We’re Better Than You . . .
Sunday, October 4th, 2009Kanyegate
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009It seems that Kanye West’s beef extends well beyond Taylor Swift and the VMA voters. Head on over to I’mma Let You Finish for the highlights.


Schnell! Bonus Round:
Adolf Hitler can forget about Michael Crabtree for a while . . .
(via Frank)
Even Hitler is Unhappy with Michael Crabtree
Sunday, August 30th, 2009Adolf Hitler’s plans for the upcoming 49ers season go awry as he learns of Michael Crabtree’s holdout.
(via Jenna)
Schnell! Bonus Round:
Black Eyed Perez
Sunday, June 28th, 2009If you haven’t been following the Perez Hilton/Black Eyed Peas drama, I applaud you. If, like us, you’ve been unabled to avoid it, consider snagging you’ll appreciate this ballerific t-shirt from Jared Moraitis:

It used to be selling for $20 here, but now appears to be unavailable. Can we get some more of these from the Pop-Monkey??
(via Superpunch)
My Business Card Can Fight Zombies
Friday, May 8th, 2009Joel Bauer’s business card is so much better than yours:
• It was the inspiration for the national flag of Trinidad
• It smells like AXE body spray
• It contains missing passages from the Dead Sea Scrolls
• It is used as the PhD diploma at Harvard
• It has its own gold watch
• It became a Phil Collins album cover
• The Yanomamo tribe worships his card as their god
• It will give you free business class upgrades on most airlines
• It will be featured in an upcoming action movie with Jackie Chan
• It has both poetry and a tip calculator
• It also functions as a ninja throwing star
• It is used as currency in the nations of Thailand and Eritrea
• It is worth a free membership at participating tanning salons
Do not f*ck with a guy who has baby pictures on his fireplace:
(via Steve)
Jesus Loves Heinous Stereotypes
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009From Worst Cartoons Ever:
(via Kaja)







