Last night, Armando Galarraga of the Detroit Tigers should have pitched a perfect game. Unfortunately, umpire Jim Joyce totally blew the call on the what should of been the final out of the game. This missed call made a lot of people angry – the Tigers, the fans, the media. . . and, of course, Adolf Hitler.
(via Chitwood)
It seems that Kanye West’s beef extends well beyond Taylor Swift and the VMA voters. Head on over to I’mma Let You Finish for the highlights.
Schnell! Bonus Round:
Adolf Hitler can forget about Michael Crabtree for a while . . .
(via Frank)
Adolf Hitler’s plans for the upcoming 49ers season go awry as he learns of Michael Crabtree’s holdout.
(via Jenna)
Schnell! Bonus Round:
If you haven’t been following the Perez Hilton/Black Eyed Peas drama, I applaud you. If, like us, you’ve been unabled to avoid it, consider snagging you’ll appreciate this ballerific t-shirt from Jared Moraitis:
It used to be selling for $20 here, but now appears to be unavailable. Can we get some more of these from the Pop-Monkey??
(via Superpunch)
Joel Bauer’s business card is so much better than yours:
• It was the inspiration for the national flag of Trinidad
• It smells like AXE body spray
• It contains missing passages from the Dead Sea Scrolls
• It is used as the PhD diploma at Harvard
• It has its own gold watch
• It became a Phil Collins album cover
• The Yanomamo tribe worships his card as their god
• It will give you free business class upgrades on most airlines
• It will be featured in an upcoming action movie with Jackie Chan
• It has both poetry and a tip calculator
• It also functions as a ninja throwing star
• It is used as currency in the nations of Thailand and Eritrea
• It is worth a free membership at participating tanning salons
Do not f*ck with a guy who has baby pictures on his fireplace:
(via Steve)
