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Hitler Reacts to Umpire Costing Armando Galarraga a Perfect Game

B Round — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 19:12:42 +0000

Last night, Armando Galarraga of the Detroit Tigers should have pitched a perfect game. Unfortunately, umpire Jim Joyce totally blew the call on the what should of been the final out of the game. This missed call made a lot of people angry – the Tigers, the fans, the media. . . and, of course, Adolf Hitler.

(via Chitwood)

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Hitler is Informed About the iPad

Heywood — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:02:00 +0000

Hitler hasn’t been this mad since Twitter was down the other day.

(via Ashton)

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At Alabama, We’re Better Than You . . .

Heywood — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 03:58:32 +0000

This guy is just kidding . . . but not really:

(via Maddie)

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Kanyegate

B Round — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:58:31 +0000

It seems that Kanye West’s beef extends well beyond Taylor Swift and the VMA voters. Head on over to I’mma Let You Finish for the highlights.

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Adolf Hitler can forget about Michael Crabtree for a while . . .

(via Frank)

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Even Hitler is Unhappy with Michael Crabtree

B Round — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:25:36 +0000

Adolf Hitler’s plans for the upcoming 49ers season go awry as he learns of Michael Crabtree’s holdout.

(via Jenna)

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Twitter is down again, Mein Führer

Hitler, the Cowboys Fan

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Black Eyed Perez

Heywood — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:04:03 +0000

If you haven’t been following the Perez Hilton/Black Eyed Peas drama, I applaud you. If, like us, you’ve been unabled to avoid it, ~~consider snagging~~ you’ll appreciate this ballerific t-shirt from Jared Moraitis:

It used to be selling for $20 here, but now appears to be unavailable. Can we get some more of these from the Pop-Monkey??

(via Superpunch)

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My Business Card Can Fight Zombies

timbotron — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:19:32 +0000

Joel Bauer’s business card is so much better than yours:

• It was the inspiration for the national flag of Trinidad
• It smells like AXE body spray
• It contains missing passages from the Dead Sea Scrolls
• It is used as the PhD diploma at Harvard
• It has its own gold watch
• It became a Phil Collins album cover
• The Yanomamo tribe worships his card as their god
• It will give you free business class upgrades on most airlines
• It will be featured in an upcoming action movie with Jackie Chan
• It has both poetry and a tip calculator
• It also functions as a ninja throwing star
• It is used as currency in the nations of Thailand and Eritrea
• It is worth a free membership at participating tanning salons

Do not f*ck with a guy who has baby pictures on his fireplace:

(via Steve)

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Jesus Loves Heinous Stereotypes

timbotron — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:45:55 +0000

From Worst Cartoons Ever:

(via Kaja)

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Fall on Your Knees . . .

Heywood — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:13:57 +0000

To get you in the holiday spirit, here’s an uplifting rendition of “Oh, Holy Night” that is guaranteed to undeck your halls. It just gets worse and worse until you lose bladder control simply listening to it. Guaranteed to make Baby Jesus cry.
Turn up the volume and enjoy.

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What’s Your Sarah Palin Baby Name?

Heywood — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:30:19 +0000

Say what you will about Sarah Palin, but no one can deny her maverick status, giving her kids names like Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow and Piper. Or was it Stack, Swig, Tick, Pillow and Gumper?

Check out this fun little name generator to find out what your name would be had you popped out of Sarah Plain Palin’s va-jay-jay:

(via Jared, via Polit Tsk Tsk Tsk)

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