Fall on Your Knees . . .
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008To get you in the holiday spirit, here’s an uplifting rendition of “Oh, Holy Night” that is guaranteed to undeck your halls. It just gets worse and worse until you lose bladder control simply listening to it. Guaranteed to make Baby Jesus cry.
Turn up the volume and enjoy.
O Holy Crap: What’s Your Sarah Palin Baby Name?
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008Say what you will about Sarah Palin, but no one can deny her maverick status, giving her kids names like Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow and Piper. Or was it Stack, Swig, Tick, Pillow and Gumper?
Check out this fun little name generator to find out what your name would be had you popped out of Sarah Plain Palin’s va-jay-jay:
(via Jared, via Polit Tsk Tsk Tsk)
At Least Somebody Supports Me, Ma!
Monday, August 25th, 2008
Pomegranate: Get Over Yourself
Sunday, August 10th, 2008
Pomegranate is now everywhere and in everything – like that annoying person in highschool or college that had to be seen at every damn party.
Pomegranate is the new kiwi-strawberry – remember that grim period in the 90’s when everything was kiwi-strawberry flavored?
Pomegranate has officially gone too far: I thought it was a cherry or strawberry TootsiePop. And there was annoying-ass pomegranate once again.
Pomegranate TootsiePops
Pomegranate 7-up
Pomegranate ice cream bars
Pomegranate soda
Pomegranate chocolate
Pomegranate JellyBelly jellybeans
Pomegranate soap and cosmetics
Pomegranate martinis
Why I Drive a Car
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008Greyhound buslines recently released a clever ad slogan:
“There’s a reason you’ve never heard of ‘bus rage’.”
So bad timing.
They are now removing these ads after the recent incident on one of their buses when a passenger (Vincent Weiguang Li, photo below) repeatedly stabbed, decapitated, and cannibalized another passenger.
(photo: Associated Press)
Times Online link, Yahoo! News link
(via Angie)
