Gary Coleman’s Monogrammed Casket

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

Dilla Reader Kanak! sent us this one with the question, Too soon?

The answer, my friends, is no.

Now You Can Pray Every Day!

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Missing church already? A brilliant marketing campaign for the upcoming video game “Dante’s Inferno” promotes “Mass: We Pray,” a family prayer game using Wii-like motion controls.

Bonus Round:

OMG Jesus is on Facebook!

Double Bonus: Jesus actually IS on Facebook!

(via Dave; via FunnyChill)

Kanyegate II

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Kanyegate was great, and Imma let you finish, but Kaynegate II has the best Kanye West slam of all time.

The official term for this is now “Kanyeruption.”

President Obama interview: “He (Kanye West) is a jackass.”



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Kanye vs. Obama



UPDATE 9/18:
THE WORLD IS NOW OFFICIALLY READY TO MAKE FUN OF SOME OTHER MORON

However . . . two last notes of closure on Kanye West’s idiocy if you missed them.

1). – The best “Imma Lechu Finish” of all time was actually done years ago by Kanye West himself. He parodied his own jackassery years ago in the thralls of a great premonition (and this is also the funniest thing Mike Meyers has done in years):

2).Kanyelicious yourself and others if you are into beating dead horses.
kanyelicious

Crappy Taxidermy

Friday, August 7th, 2009

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Crappy Taxidermy – When Satan uses googly-eyes.

(via Angie)

Models Falling Down

Friday, July 17th, 2009

For anyone else like me, who finds amusement in beautiful people falling down, you’ll enjoy Model Mishaps:

(via Katya)

Minor Travesty of the Week

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

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This Summer, Dreyer’s Ice Cream has decided to go with a limited edition “economic recovery” themed ice cream:
“Red, White & No More Blues!”
It even comes with its own exclamation point.

Their tagline: “Recovery never tasted so good.”

Really.

They are using the economic recession as a marketing gimmick at a whole new level.

Some suggestions for alternate taglines:
Looks like you’ll be eating ice cream for lunch and dinner this week!
You’re not working, might as well get fat!
Buy ice cream or diapers, make your choice!
Strawberry and blueberry – the official flavors of valueless stocks!
Red, White & Food Stamps!
• Find flavor while searching for hope!

The real recession-friendly ice cream:
the 99¢ McDonald’s soft-serve cone.

Farewell Michael: 1958 – 2009

Friday, June 26th, 2009

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(Tombstone Generator)


Update from Heywood:
Everyone’s seen the Philippines “Thriller” prison video; now the CPDRC has released a new tribute video to MJ: