Dear. God. Nipplestache in Full Effect.
Thursday, June 18th, 2009
Shout out to our peeps at MustacheCluster for this one– you’ve truly outdone yourselves.
Moment of Humanity
Monday, May 11th, 2009Youtube has brought us innumerable lip-synching videos, but this one may just may take the cake:
(via Portal-A)
My Business Card Can Fight Zombies
Friday, May 8th, 2009Joel Bauer’s business card is so much better than yours:
• It was the inspiration for the national flag of Trinidad
• It smells like AXE body spray
• It contains missing passages from the Dead Sea Scrolls
• It is used as the PhD diploma at Harvard
• It has its own gold watch
• It became a Phil Collins album cover
• The Yanomamo tribe worships his card as their god
• It will give you free business class upgrades on most airlines
• It will be featured in an upcoming action movie with Jackie Chan
• It has both poetry and a tip calculator
• It also functions as a ninja throwing star
• It is used as currency in the nations of Thailand and Eritrea
• It is worth a free membership at participating tanning salons
Do not f*ck with a guy who has baby pictures on his fireplace:
(via Steve)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle
Thursday, May 7th, 2009PinkCoyote.net calls it “creative grooming,” but I just call it mean. That being said, Sandra Hartness’ poodle creations are disturbingly perfect for The Tijuana of the Internet:
If you still don’t think this woman is crazy, check out some of her other poodle stylings:
Yes, there is a magazine called “Groomer to Groomer.” Dear god…
Peekaru: The Only Way to Carry a Baby
Monday, April 13th, 2009Am I the only one who’s life has been touched a lot recently by the Snuggie phenomenon? Personally, I think they make you look like Merlin minus the cap, but the latest Snuggie-esque product, the Peekaru, is just frightening (and $80 to boot). As NYmag asks, what happens if baby takes a poop??
(via Ricky; via New York Magazine)
Commentary from Timbotron:
This product line has the major shortcoming of making your child look like “Kuato” in “Total Recall.”
Strange Candy: Juicy Oozers
Thursday, January 8th, 2009
Pepsi: Marketing Suicide
Friday, December 5th, 2008
Pepsi screwed the pooch: a marketing campaign for PepsiMax portrays a lonely calorie committing suicide.
Well done, Pepsi.
(via Marketing Daily)
