We Are Douchebags

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

(via Jenna)

Reader Poll: Bodily Functions

Friday, October 16th, 2009

Reader Poll: Are Farts Funny?


The PooTrap

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

No poops! No oops!

(via Annabel)

When You Gotta Go . . .

Monday, August 24th, 2009

. . . you might as well celebrate it. Check out the Axixa, the newest development in public urination sanitation (if such a thing is possible).

(via Niko; via Wired)

Unko-san – The Japanese Poop Fairy

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Apparently the rage among Japanese highschool girls: Unko-san, a lucky poop fairy and resident of Lucky Island – a land occupied by fecal supernaturals.

Japanese word play: un “luck,” unko “doodie.”
Unko-san website.

(via Pink Tentacle)

Hold It Til You Get Home Bonus Round:
Hanako – the Japanese Toilet Phantom

Bonus Round Number Two:
Japanese Lucky Golden Doodie Charm

Peekaru: The Only Way to Carry a Baby

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Am I the only one who’s life has been touched a lot recently by the Snuggie phenomenon? Personally, I think they make you look like Merlin minus the cap, but the latest Snuggie-esque product, the Peekaru, is just frightening (and $80 to boot). As NYmag asks, what happens if baby takes a poop??



(via Ricky; via New York Magazine)

Commentary from Timbotron:
This product line has the major shortcoming of making your child look like “Kuato” in “Total Recall.”

qwato

Moment of Humanity: The Dutch Oven

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Behold the trifecta of car farting:

An 8-year old girl drops a bomb (her giggling is hilarious):

The culprit locked the windows:

In an aerial tram car (no escape):