Given that Tyler Perry has made it his life’s goal to belabor the joke and make thousands of movies starring an African-American man portraying a wacky fat woman, I have created this handy flow chart to identify which particular fat-suit laden actor and film you are watching (click on chart to enlarge):
Kanyegate was great, and Imma let you finish, but Kaynegate II has the best Kanye West slam of all time.
The official term for this is now “Kanyeruption.”
President Obama interview: “He (Kanye West) is a jackass.”
Kanye vs. Obama
UPDATE 9/18:
THE WORLD IS NOW OFFICIALLY READY TO MAKE FUN OF SOME OTHER MORON
However . . . two last notes of closure on Kanye West’s idiocy if you missed them.
1). – The best “Imma Lechu Finish” of all time was actually done years ago by Kanye West himself. He parodied his own jackassery years ago in the thralls of a great premonition (and this is also the funniest thing Mike Meyers has done in years):
2). – Kanyelicious yourself and others if you are into beating dead horses.
It seems that Kanye West’s beef extends well beyond Taylor Swift and the VMA voters. Head on over to I’mma Let You Finish for the highlights.
Schnell! Bonus Round:
Adolf Hitler can forget about Michael Crabtree for a while . . .
(via Frank)
A few days ago, Dr. Bill “the Coz” Cosby turned 72 years old.
Bill brought us Jell-O pudding pops, Fat Albert, Cosby sweaters, and a higher standard of fatherhood across the nation.
Did any of us get him anything for his birthday or did we all just sign the card?
Andrew Salomone made a portrait of Bill Cosby out of Jell-O shots.
My birthday present to Bill Cosby:
Bill, I officially forgive you for making “Leonard Part 6.”
Pudding Pops Bonus Round:
The awesomest Cosby tattoo ever, and . . .
January 20th is National Cosby Sweater Day.
We at Blogadilla are happy to learn that Jeff Goldblum IS NOT the fourth celebrity in the past week to have been assassinated by the Illuminati [1st, 2nd, and 3rd].
However, sources stating that Goldblum is “not dead” do not necessarily state that he is “living” and do not rule out that Mr. Goldblum is actually “un-dead” . . . the most likely scenario which gave rise to the erroneous claim that he is (completely) dead.
Zombie Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop. [and link]
