Pants Party
Saturday, August 22nd, 2009Cordarounds, creators of horizontal corduroy and seersucker pants, have upped the ante in fashion. Check out their latest creation, the Discoballrounds:
Action Fashion
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009
(photos: Universal Pictures, 20th Century Fox)
• The Bourne Identity – The Jason Bourne orange knit sweater and his stylish Tag Heuer Quartz Chronograph.
• Aliens – Lt. Ripley’s Reebok Alien Stompers.
(photos: Polygram Films, Art Linson Productions, 20th Century Fox)
• The Big Lebowski – The Jeff “the Dude” Lebowski faded brown bathrobe and his Kaoru Betto t-shirt.
• Fight Club – The Tyler Durden stylish orange pleather jacket and the faded pink “coffee cup” bathrobe. Bonus: Durden’s “Sock It to Me” T-shirt.
• Big Trouble in Little China – The Jack Burton “Fu Manchu” tanktop [and again].
The Son of God Wears “Relaxed Fit”
Thursday, June 11th, 2009
The Our Lady Immaculate and St. Phillip Neri Church in Uckfield, England is donning a portrayal of Jesus that attempts to relate the ancient with the modern:
Jesus wearing jeans.
Though opinions are mixed, the image answers the question of the ages:
The King of Kings hangs to the left.
(via MustacheCluster)
Aren’t You a Little Hot for a Stormtrooper?
Monday, June 8th, 2009
The Galactic Empire Stormtrooper corset by EveningArwen.
Oh man, you had me at “Galactic.”
The price of a geek boner = $500.00
Also available in inferior Star Trek version.
(via Geekologie)
Set Phasers to “Kinky” Bonus Round [NSFW]:
Suicide Girls meets Comic Book Convention: nerdpr0n.com.
• Naked Wii
• Raunchy Dungeons & Dragons
• Kinky RAM installation
Peekaru: The Only Way to Carry a Baby
Monday, April 13th, 2009Am I the only one who’s life has been touched a lot recently by the Snuggie phenomenon? Personally, I think they make you look like Merlin minus the cap, but the latest Snuggie-esque product, the Peekaru, is just frightening (and $80 to boot). As NYmag asks, what happens if baby takes a poop??
(via Ricky; via New York Magazine)
Commentary from Timbotron:
This product line has the major shortcoming of making your child look like “Kuato” in “Total Recall.”
The Festival of Green Vomit
Friday, March 13th, 2009St. Patrick’s Day is right around the corner, which means six things:
• The streets will run green with vomit.
• You will be subjected to suspiciously cheap Whiskey promotions at your local bar.
• Festive secretaries around the globe will wear green and, like assholes, pinch everyone who does not.
• The lame Irish stereotypes will abound.
• The Leprechaun Overlords will once again rise and attempt to overthrow humanity.
• The obligation to drag out that wacky Irish T-shirt and celebrate Irish cultural stereotypes, even if you happen to be Filipino, German, or Korean.
My pick of this season: T-Shirt Hell’s “F*ck You, You’re Irish” Tshirt. Only $19.00.
A must-have for flushing out the drunken hostile stereotypes in the crowd.
More Green Vomit Bonus Round:
The Shamrock Shake Locator – where to find a McDonald’s in your area that carries minty green “Shamrock Shakes.”
Alien Stompers – 5 Months Too Late (or 150 Years Too Early)
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009Dammit!
Once again I’ve missed out on getting my hands on a decent pair of Reebok “Alien Stompers.”
Reebok “Alien Stompers” are the cool futuristic sneakers that Sigourney Weaver wore in the 1986 science fiction film “Aliens.”
1987: Reebok made a limited release of these sneakers. And I was too young and too broke to get my hands on them.
2003: They were re-released in a limited run (mostly in Japan). The best I could get were some brown suede ones. They’re cool, but you don’t really look like you’re ready to hand aliens their asses in these.
2007: Stupid “Freddy Kreuger” themed ones were released.
October 2008: Again, a limited-edition release of them (in Japan) with cool color mods. The stylish “space suit white” ones are by far the best. And they are nowhere to be found already. Too damn late, again. And that’s alright because I’m still broke and rent is more important than sneakers. Maybe.
(image from Hypebeast.com)
