I think I’m in love.

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A few of these have been around the Internet, but here is a new one worth a laugh or two.  Click the image to enlarge:

(via Robert)

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This video is why I’m going to a special level of hell reserved for thirteen-year-olds. This had to be done:

This girl’s videos (all 40 of them) have been “most viewed” hits on YouTube - and I have no f@#$ing idea why. Someone had to take her down a notch.

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The best part of making your own Alien costume: wearing it in public.

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This one is hot off the presses, folks.

First they showed the world how to ghostride a volvo. Then, they took Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos and China by storm on a quest to become Asian Celebrities, bringing you web hits such as The Hanoi Hustle. Now, having teamed up with LonelyPlanet.tv, the HugeInAsia crew (who are Blogadilla readers!) brings you a new video, entitled “Give Me Your Heart (in San Francisco).” Enjoy, and spread the love like our man Freddy!

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aka Reasons to Stay Home and Read The ‘Dilla.

“CONGRATULATIONS ON SELECTING SEAT 21C! This manual is intended to familiarize you with the many options available to you.

Before BUCKLING in, please note that the man standing in the aisle next to you is about to make a request. He wonders if it would be okay for you to switch seats with his wife, who is in the middle seat three rows ahead. She is the one seated between the former linebacker and the canola oil salesman, and is peering over the seatbacks at you with wide and imploring eyes.

The man will ask this in a voice sufficiently loud that all passengers seated within several rows will look up from their sudoku puzzles and await your answer. If you say no, the passengers will all wonder: Why do you hate married people? You must be a bitter and lonely person. Note also that there is no overhead luggage space three rows ahead, so you will have to wait for the entire plane to empty to come back and retrieve your bags. Have a good flight up at 18E!

Once permanently seated…”

Click here to read the rest of this hilarious article, or check out more from Wayne Curtis at the New York Times Air Travel Opinion Blog.

(via L-Sims)

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ToothpasteForDinner.com

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If you haven’t seen “2 Girls 1 Cup” yet, I recommend that you don’t. Ever.

It’s goatse minus the charm and class.

It’s one of those things you just can’t un-see.

My friend Jodi and I made a sock puppet re-enactment of “2 Girls 1 Cup,” so you can get an idea of why your evil friends are telling you to watch it, but without actually having to sit through what may be the most disgusting thing on the internet ever.

Consider this video a warning:

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…But then again, can you blame him? I mean, the man has achieved so much. First a YouTube smash video, and now, to be drenched in chocolate alongside a squirrel for a “hefty, hefty fee”?? You’ve really made it. I mean, what more could one really ask for?

(Despite the hilarity, you’ve gotta give Dr. Pepper a little credit . . . I mean they’re selling what appears to be a the world’s worst product, but they’ve got me interested in it and blogging. Kudos to the DP marketing team - way to go!)

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After seeing how far the Jenkem urban legend has gone, “Brown Bagging” is screaming to be launched into the communtications network of idiots to see where it will go (others must be warned of this grave danger - this is a gateway drug to things like “Two Girls, One Cup”):

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The AT&T Labs ‘Text-To-Speech’ Synthesizer is great fun to play with: different languages, dialects, and voices. It’s just too tempting to get it to say juvenile things in different accents:
•British
•French
•Latin American Spanish
•German [my favorite]

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In the parking lot behind Walgreen’s, this tree was screaming to be goatse-d:

*For those of you who’ve been spared the heinous fury of goatse [work-safe Wikipedia link], it was a website (taken offline in 2004) with a front page image of a man doing something inspeakable to his own butt. This site was often used as a prank: send your friends a bogus link taking them to goatse, then wait for the gagging sounds. It has since become a legendary internet reference, which has inspired a large number of tributes and artworks [SSFW - Semi-Safe For Work].

*Also: a nice Flickr gallery of images of people’s expressions after seeing goatse for the first time.

*And . . . if you’re brave or a sicko, here is a goatse mirror [WARNING: NSFWLPOMTIWHY - Not Safe For Work, Lunch, or Peace of Mind, This Image Will Haunt You]

[UPDATE 12/2/07]: My sister had never seen goatse before; there is nothing quite as funny as the genuine look of horror on someone’s face after seeing it for the first time.

[Update 12/11/07]: My friend Jodi just saw goatse for the first time. This is the look of Jodi soiling herself in horror.

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[If you haven't seen this already, it's time you do]:

“Thriller” performed by a reported 1,500+ inmates at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, the Philippines.

A prison sentence offers a lot of free time to practice these kinds of things [and of course, the female lead is played by a man].

(via Memepool, again)

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It’s almost hypnotic - I’ve already watched this video three times and still want more. These women are ready for their own stage show:

(via Jodi)

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I didn’t have to courage to go in there and meet Arreola in person, but I suspect she is tan and round and sensitive.

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[for those of you who haven't seen this already]

This is brilliant. It’s not a translation of the Indian music video, it’s what the lyrics sound like in English:

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
Anybody need this sign Benny Lava?
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!

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This flowchart makes decision-making for meals a breeze!

(From Joey deVilla)

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Saw both of these today:

Nail’n Joy, Full Service - somehow it just sounds dirty.

“We need a catchy name . . . something that will make kids want to eat oatmeal, something quirky . . . “Apparently they didn’t see Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom

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Last night, friends of mine had to go home early. They confessed that they were going home to make a blanket and couch cushion fort in their livingroom, watch TV in it, and fall asleep in it.

Yes . . . a “fort.”

They also confessed that at a business conference last weekend, they made a fort in their hotelroom. They were kind enough to let me post photos of their hotel fort. Awesome. Inspiring.

Love: having someone you can make forts with.

Blogadilla Readers: If you send us a picture of your fort, we will post it.

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A hilarious series of Uncyclopedia articles - famous historical wars retold as online gaming dialogue. For example, the American Revolution:

(via Richard)

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