He’s the Zissou

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

There are two kinds of people out there:

1). Those who loved the 2004 Wes Anderson film The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.”

2). Those who didn’t.

I loved it. I still love it.

If you’ve never seen the official website - it (still) may be one of the best designed websites out there, and worth checking out.

An interesting note of Zissou fandom:
“The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou” tattoos

(”Deep Search” tattoo photo from BMEink, Zissou profile tattoo photo from ModBlog BMEzine, “This is an adventure” tattoo photo from OutThrowingRoses)

Urban Non-Legend: Secret Bomb Shelters

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

A secret underground emergency shelter beneath the streets of Tokyo.

(via Pink Tentacle)

Parade

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

PLAY THIS SONG FOR AT LEAST 3 MINUTES - you’ll thank me.

 
icon for podpress  John Linnell - Nevada: Play Now | Play in Popup

Last Saturday was the 86th annual Palo Alto May Fete.

It’s a parade.
But it may be one of the only parades in the world where you can see Brownies, Imperial Stormtroopers, Kung Fu schools, highschool bands, go-carts, and a street cleaner.

It’s awesome.

Monthly Mashup Vol. 12 - The Shoot Back Mixtape: I Am Sean Bell

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Instead of just 1 mashup this month, you instead get 7. That’s right, seven. I present to you The Shoot Back Mixtape - a collaboration with troublmedia.com.

The Shoot Back Mixtape - Johnny Haze

Three police officers shot Sean Bell 50 times, killing him on the eve of his wedding night, and wounding his two passengers, later determining that all 3 men were unarmed. From the night of this social atrocity to the not guilty verdict 10 days ago, emotions have been fierce. Sadness. Anger. Frustration. Disgust. Fear.

Download The Shoot Back Mixtape, a collection of voices and speeches that convey the public discontent following the not guilty verdict awarded to the police officers who killed Bell.

Here’s the first track to whet your appetite. In the words of a protester speaking for Sean Bell: “It’s not about what you do today, but what you do tomorrow.”

 
icon for podpress  Not Guilty - Johnny Haze: Play Now | Play in Popup

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The Next Wiki Step - D!ckipedia

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

Wikipedia - the “Mother of all Wikis . . . and -pedias”.

Uncyclopedia - like Wikipedia, but drunk.

Conservapedia - like Wikipedia, but stupid and paranoid.

Dickipedia - like baseball cards, about jerks.

Photo of the Week: Fanta, Coke, and Sprite

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

The warm climate of Cambodia makes everyone thirsty for Orange Fanta SaSa, Coca-Cola Hello Cola, and Sprite Smile.

(Photo by Shortie66)

McHottie

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Japanese McDonald’s Commercial

I’m so confused:
She’s hot in a Milla Jovovich “Fifth Element” kind of way (hot), but she’s dressed as Ronald McDonald (creepy), and it reminds me of Ron English (subversive and hip) and clown porn (creepy).

(via Accordion Guy)

Bento P•rn

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Speaking of porn and wallpaper:

Feast your eyes on the high art of the bento (Japanese lunchbox) - the Flickr ‘Bento Porn’ Pool (yes, this is SFW).

These make lively laptop wallpapers.

Man, my lunches are boring.

(via Wendy - designer of ‘Preschooler Bento’ below)

The Myth of Violence

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

There is a great misconception that complex society breeds violence and that simpler societies live harmoniously.

Like Ewoks.

Next time you have to listen to some crunchy hippie going on about making with world a better place by living in a tee-pee, beat them over the head with this one:

Steven Pinker’s talk on “The Myth of Violence” (TED Talks, 2007):

 (via Sachs Report, via Lifehack)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Marketing

Monday, April 28th, 2008

With the new Indiana Jones movie less than a month away (24 days left), it was only a matter of time until the marketing tie-ins cropped up.

M&Ms offers Indiana Jones M&M candies - like regular M&Ms, but with skulls, pyramids, compass roses, Indy hats, and Precolombian masks printed on them.

LEGO managed to produce cool Indiana Jones sets months ago (though I still can’t find them in stores).
[LINK to their nice LEGO Indiana Jones wallpapers].

Letters to Santa Christopher Walken

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Every Christmas, children college students around the world write letters to Santa Claus Christopher Walken asking him for toys and treats swift punishment for their enemies.

Letters to Walken

Photo of the Week: Starbucks What the F%$k!?!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Today I took this picture of a Starbucks . . .
FROM INSIDE A STARBUCKS ACROSS THE STREET!!!

San Francisco. 100 block of Battery Street near California Street.

I’m too cool to patronize a Starbucks, so let’s say I was in there to use the bathroom.

The Blogadilla Starbucks Challenge:
I will send a free Blogadilla T-shirt (when we get them made in the next month or so) to the first person who can send us a photograph with three separate Starbucks coffeeshops appearing in it.

Contest rules:
• Kiosks do not count, must be a full-fledged coffeeshop.

• They must be three separate Starbucks coffeeshops.

• You cannot use Photoshop, etc. - the photo must be untouched and all three must be clearly visible.

• It must be one photo, no panoramas (but send them anyway), or fish-eye lens shots.

• The photo must be yours and taken by you (not taken from a website, etc.).

• You must provide the specific addresses of the three Starbucks locations.

Tarako Tarako . . . Kill Me Now, It’s Tarako

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

Japanese Kewpie™ brand Tarako (cod roe) pasta sauce has an insane marketing campaign. For example: their product icon is a Kewpie (English: Cupie) doll wearing a cod roe egg sac.

Their commercials are entertaining and disturbing at the same time - which is the best flavor of entertaining.

The Tarako dancing girls sing the praises of cod roe, with hypnotic Danny Elfmanesque music and with Björk video sensibilities.
Extraterrestrial cod roe babies abduct a little girl at the beach.
Tarako cod roe babies invade the home of a miniature Björk.
A catatonic young girl has a hallucination about cod roe babies.
Another girl at the beach is claimed by the Tarako invasion force.
Cod roe stormtroopers catch a young girl at the dinnertable.
A cheerleader who is WAY too happy about cod roe.

It is guaranteed that you’ll have this damn song stuck in your head for hours after watching this (even if you don’t understand Japanese) - it is even worse than the Algorithm Exercise.

“Tattara tattara taratara tarako
Tattara tattara taratara tarako

Onaka ga naru to yatte kuru
Nakama wo tsurete yatte kuru
Tarako kabutte kao dashite
Suiccho suiccho dekakemasu

Futo ki ga tsukeba mado no soto
Futo ki ga tsuku to ie no naka”

“Cod, cod, cod, cod, cod, cod, cod eggs
Cod, cod, cod, cod, cod, cod, cod eggs.

When your stomach rumbles, they come
They come, bringing their friends
They put on their cod egg hats with their faces showing
And effortlessly, effortlessly head out.

Before you know it, they’re outside your window
Before you know it, they’re in your house.”

Bonus Round:
Dress up your own Tarako cod roe baby.

(via Notcot)

MILF Island

Friday, April 18th, 2008

Last week’s episode of NBC’s “30 Rock” featured a fictitious reality TV show called “MILF Island” (clip below).

“Holy Hot Mamas!
But who will be the final Mommy You’d Like to . . . you know . . . ?
Twenty MILFs, fifty eighth grade boys, and no rules!
And tonight . . . one winner!
Welcome to MILF Island!”

clip:

And NBC has already come through with the goods:
MILF Island T-Shirts!

Aliens (Sweded Edition) part 2

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

It’s here: the exciting conclusion to “Aliens (Sweded Edition)”!!

As you can see by the out-takes at the end, we had a blast filming this.

We hope you enjoy the show:

DailyMotion link
Google Video link
Yahoo! Video link

Update 4/21: We made the front page of SwededFilms.com!

Market’d

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Bubblicious Ink’d: perhaps the first time a candy dyes your tongue blue on purpose and then brags about it.

And plus it has that cool urban spelling which the kids rave about: Ink’d.

A friend and I chew’d a pack . . .

Second Life Meets First Life?

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

To drum up excitement for the upcoming Olympic games, and to tap into the audiences that watch Lost and still remember (enjoy?) playing Myst, a new online game called The Lost Ring emerged in late February. The New York Times recently featured an interesting article about the hidden sponsorship of the game, players around the world, and the relatively cheap cost of orchestrating worldwide phenomena. (Interestingly enough, the article was written on April Fools Day, so it’s unclear whether anyone took the review seriously).

Here’s the trailer that started it all:

The game apparently started with 50 bloggers who knew all those sleepless nights spent online had finally paid off, but has now gotten big enough that there are wikis, podcasts and players collaborating around the world to piece together the story and pick up hidden clues left in cities around the world. The game will culminate during the opening ceremony of the Olympics with some sort of tie-in. You can catch up and join in the fun at The Lost Ring Wiki.

(thanks Alexis)

A Yearbook Photo is Worth a Thousand Million Words

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

As the saying goes, “A picture is worth a thousand words.”

And those words are:
• Jerry Springer
• “Actually, this is our second child.”
• “Will the real Slim Shady please sit down?!”
• “We cut Sex-Ed class.”
• Future congressman of Arkansas.
• “We got a ‘3-for-the-price-of-2′ special on these photos.”
• 30-year-old grandma.
• “I look just like Demí.”
• “Let’s bring the baby to prom!”

From DIGG: The Best Yearbook Photo Ever.

(via Cindi)

The Portland Music Scene: The Lark

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

This year, the new up-and-coming (North American) bands are coming from two places: Portland and Toronto.

Best described as a glorious lovechild of the Zombies and the Beatles, Portland’s The Lark is one of the bands to keep your eyes on this year. I recommend you have a listen to their Muxtape sampler; my personal favorites are: “Come Lately,” “Everyday,” and “Always Right.” If I had to predict the one song that will launch them into greater notoriety, it would be “Always Right.”

The Lark are still relatively fresh and are trying to gain a fair cruising altitude - if you like their sampler, you can help them out by requesting them for the upcoming Portland PDX Pop Now! 2008 music festival.

You’ll be able to say that you’re so indie cool because you knew about them way back in 2008. But we already think you’re cool because you’re reading Blogadilla.

Look Out For: Frozen Yogurt

Friday, April 4th, 2008

So frozen yogurt had its golden era in the early 80’s - when jogging and aerobicising and ABBA were all the rage - but fell into mediocrity and disinterest by the end of the decade.

In 2005, L.A.’s Pinkberry resurrected frozen yogurt for a new generation by catering to health-conscious hipsters: organic frozen yogurt, made on the premises, and mixed with a range of interesting toppings such as kiwi or Cap’n Crunch. In L.A. (and later New York), Pinkberry became the place to be seen.

The rest of the nation is finally catching up . . . organic frozen yogurt joints are cropping up throughout the San Francisco Bay Area. On any given Friday night in Palo Alto, Fraîche frozen