Why You Never Buy a 13-Year-Old a Batman Costume

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

Interesting Almost Fact:
A friend who works in the field of Neurology informed me that Batman has been the costume and identity of choice among many people with Dissociative Identity Disorder. There is an erroneous notion that people with Schizophrenia assume other identities, such as the stereotypical “crazy guy who thinks he’s Napoleon,” when in fact this is actually Dissociative Identity Disorder . . . and now it’s Batman.

Michael Jackson’s Body

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

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(images: Blogadilla)

Father’s Day Cards

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

A few Blogadilla originals for Father’s Day:

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The Festival of Green Vomit

Friday, March 13th, 2009

St. Patrick’s Day is right around the corner, which means six things:

• The streets will run green with vomit.
• You will be subjected to suspiciously cheap Whiskey promotions at your local bar.
• Festive secretaries around the globe will wear green and, like assholes, pinch everyone who does not.
• The lame Irish stereotypes will abound.
• The Leprechaun Overlords will once again rise and attempt to overthrow humanity.
• The obligation to drag out that wacky Irish T-shirt and celebrate Irish cultural stereotypes, even if you happen to be Filipino, German, or Korean.

My pick of this season: T-Shirt Hell’sF*ck You, You’re Irish” Tshirt. Only $19.00.

A must-have for flushing out the drunken hostile stereotypes in the crowd.

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More Green Vomit Bonus Round:
The Shamrock Shake Locator – where to find a McDonald’s in your area that carries minty green “Shamrock Shakes.”

Is There Any Hope For Our Country?

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

With the PowerWheels Escalade, you can now give your kids the American Dream, for the low price of $353.00. What’s a “recession?”

(via Katya)

Hacking Electronic Road Signs – A Big Steaming Pile of Awesome

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

CORRECTION Zombies Ahead
(photo: Associated Press)

Hacking electronic road signs – Yahoo! News link

(via Angie)

That’s Not Mayo

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

Never again will I eat flan.

The book to buy everyone this upcoming holiday season:

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.

With such fine recipes as: Guanabee Horchata, the Almost White Russian, Tuna Sashimi with Dipping Sauce, Lime Aioli, and Creamy C*m Crepes.

Some questions:
• In restaurants, don’t these foods usually contain semen anyway?
• When will this be the magic ingredient on Iron Chef?
• How many Weight Watchers points for semen?
• It semen Kosher? Is there a shechita/halal way of procuring it?

(via Susan, via John, via Lulu)