Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet » evil http://www.blogadilla.com The Tijuana of the Internet Sun, 15 May 2011 02:02:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 2006-2007 blogadilla@gmail.com (Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet) blogadilla@gmail.com (Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet) posts http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet » evil http://www.blogadilla.com 144 144 The Tijuana of the Internet Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet blogadilla@gmail.com no no Why You Never Buy a 13-Year-Old a Batman Costume http://www.blogadilla.com/2009/10/17/why-you-never-buy-a-13-year-old-a-batman-costume/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2009/10/17/why-you-never-buy-a-13-year-old-a-batman-costume/#comments Sat, 17 Oct 2009 23:42:38 +0000 timbotron http://www.blogadilla.com/?p=5041

Interesting Almost Fact:
A friend who works in the field of Neurology informed me that Batman has been the costume and identity of choice among many people with Dissociative Identity Disorder. There is an erroneous notion that people with Schizophrenia assume other identities, such as the stereotypical “crazy guy who thinks he’s Napoleon,” when in fact this is actually Dissociative Identity Disorder . . . and now it’s Batman.

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• The streets will run green with vomit.
• You will be subjected to suspiciously cheap Whiskey promotions at your local bar.
• Festive secretaries around the globe will wear green and, like assholes, pinch everyone who does not.
• The lame Irish stereotypes will abound.
• The Leprechaun Overlords will once again rise and attempt to overthrow humanity.
• The obligation to drag out that wacky Irish T-shirt and celebrate Irish cultural stereotypes, even if you happen to be Filipino, German, or Korean.

My pick of this season: T-Shirt Hell’s “F*ck You, You’re Irish” Tshirt. Only $19.00.

A must-have for flushing out the drunken hostile stereotypes in the crowd.

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More Green Vomit Bonus Round:
The Shamrock Shake Locator – where to find a McDonald’s in your area that carries minty green “Shamrock Shakes.”

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(via Katya)

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(photo: Associated Press)

Hacking electronic road signs – Yahoo! News link

(via Angie)

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Never again will I eat flan.

The book to buy everyone this upcoming holiday season:

“Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.“

With such fine recipes as: Guanabee Horchata, the Almost White Russian, Tuna Sashimi with Dipping Sauce, Lime Aioli, and Creamy C*m Crepes.

Some questions:
• In restaurants, don’t these foods usually contain semen anyway?
• When will this be the magic ingredient on Iron Chef?
• How many Weight Watchers points for semen?
• It semen Kosher? Is there a shechita/halal way of procuring it?

(via Susan, via John, via Lulu)

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Submit a good quote for this scene (in the comments section below) and I will post the best ones.

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(via Mary)

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This video proves a law of the Universe:
A Peter Gabriel soundtrack can turn anything into a “feel-good family movie.”

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