A nice David Blaine street magic spoof (and proof that he hides cards in people’s asses).

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It’s Lovely, I’ll Take It!

“A collection of poorly chosen photos from real estate listings. With love.”

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Recently seen at a Blockbuster Video near you.  I hear the alternative spray painting option was “I <3 Netflix.”

(courtesy of Liz!)

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Modern Drunkard’s “The Secret Language of Cocktails,” by Mike Richardson-Bryan:

• Margarita - “All of your relationships have either begun or ended at a wet t-shirt contest.”

• Jägerbomb - “High school was the best six years of your life.”

• Old Fashioned - “Every significant event in your life has taken place on either a porch or a patio.”

• Mimosa - “There’s a song in your heart and diet pills in your purse.”

Alcoholic Bonus Round:
The Nancy Drew (from 30 Rock, video clip)
• white rum
• diet ginger ale
• splash of lime

The Suzanne Sugarbaker (from Designing Women, via Susan)
• bourbon
• diet cream soda
• crushed ice

The Rum Cannonball (from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou)
• white rum
• gin
• orange juice
• pineapple juice
• lemon-lime soda
• strawberry soda

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Earlier this month, Iran tested four three missiles to publicly demonstrate its military capabilities mediocre Photoshop skillz.

(images from New York Times Blog)

“Death to Infidels” Bonus Round:

(courtesy of Gorilla Sushi. Thanks Jason!)

(via New York Times Blog, via Zimbio, via Gorilla Sushi)

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Now that everyone on the planet has gagged watching “2 Girls 1 Cup,” it’s time for something new and vulgar to trick your friends into watching.

Behold the next gross thing: CakeFarts (NSFW!!!)

Everybody likes cake.
And most people think farts are funny.
And naked ladies are awesome.
But nobody wants to see these three things combined.

(via Eva)

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(photos from Press Enterprise and L.A. Times)

21-year-old Grace Hilario was recently lost for a day in the San Bernardino Mountains of southern California. Among other things, “[s]he said she worried about bears but saw only squirrels and what she described as a monkey, walking and then running through the trees.”

42-year old Moe the chimp had gone missing from a nearby Devore, California wild animal facility earlier this month.

Will we ever learn of the forbidden love they shared in the wilderness?
And who won the smile contest?

(via Susan, L.A. Times, via Press Enterprise)

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To those of you that haven’t heard, last week John McCain initiated another, somewhat questionable fundraising strategy. McCain sent all of his supporters a $1 bill in the mail along with almost laughable plea for money, asking the people he spams with falsehoods about his rival to “return this dollar with a hundred more of [their] own for a total contribution of $101.”

First of all, Yeah right– I’m keeping that dollar if you send it to me. Secondly, we here at Blogadilla feel that McCain is more deserving of a bill of a different amount:

(image components borrowed from via noveltywholesaler; thewashingtonnote)

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For one state in the dirty south, today is election day. This year I decided to get involved with rocking the vote and all that nonsense, and so I volunteered at a local voter rights organization. One of my duties involved calling registered voter to inform them of their voting location, and on my umpteenth call, I reached the voicemail of a 70s era pimp, named Rocky Knight. Here’s what pimps have to say on their voicemail:

 

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You have reached the home of the Rocky Knight, the Rocky Knight is not available at this time. However, if you are close to the Rocky Knight, you know his cell phone number – use it at this time. Secondly, if you are calling to borrow money, to ask about money, or to look for money, don’t call the cell number. If you owe me money and wish to pay me my money, call the cell number. And, have a nice day!

I pity the fool…. who owes Rocky Knight money.

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Known as Stripper Fail, this nsfw video will definitely have you laughing for quite a while.  Don’t worry, there’s no nudity here - it’s much worse.

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Guess who’s not going to be vice president? That’s right– South Carolina governor, Mark Sanford. The state of South Carolina should be oh-so proud, with Sanford doing his best Lauren Caitlin Upton impression. Kudos to Keith Olbermann’s Countdown for this brilliant mashup.

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Cracked.com’s list of 25 Most Baffling Toys from Around the World.

(via Crocodile Skin and Alligator Toes)

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New Media: helping me to complain to more people with less effort.

By: KommonKraft / CinnamonPants

(via Cindi)

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“Just look at this obviously innovative design . . . I am so thrilled just thinking about how I get to touch this.”

- Yuki Kurita, 23, Japanese iPhone G3 purchaser

(via Angie)

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Buy the t-shirt for $20 here. A tad pricey, but damn cool:

(Good lookin out, Ben!)

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ORSM dot net - An awesome gallery of science fair exhibits.

NSFW: this site has boobie and dingdong ad revenue all over the place.

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This is Troy.
He is 39 years old.
His wife’s name is Paige.
They have three kids.
They live in Alabama.
Troy is a Republican Attorney General.
Troy has been very outspoken against homosexuality.
Paige recently caught Troy having sex with his male assistant in their bedroom.

Way to live the stereotype, Troy.

(via Susan, de la Wonkette)

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James Carville = Gollum

(image courtesy of EliteMRP.net)

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We brought you The Rock-afire Explosion last August, and they’re back, this time doing their rendition of Usher’s “Love in This Club.” Make sure you stick around for rapper T.I.’s appearance as a puppet controlled by a puppet! This, like the Nadal-Federer Wimbledon final yesterday, is what we here at Blogadilla call an Instant Classic.

(via SteveB, via PennyArcade, via BoingBoing)

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