Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet » genitalia http://www.blogadilla.com The Tijuana of the Internet Sun, 15 May 2011 02:02:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 2006-2007 blogadilla@gmail.com (Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet) blogadilla@gmail.com (Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet) posts http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet » genitalia http://www.blogadilla.com 144 144 The Tijuana of the Internet Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet blogadilla@gmail.com no no Font Size Fail http://www.blogadilla.com/2009/10/08/font-size-fail-pussy-willow/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2009/10/08/font-size-fail-pussy-willow/#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:01:24 +0000 Heywood http://www.blogadilla.com/?p=4873 Blogadilla power-reader ChEwY recent spotted the following sign at Sobeys in Ontario, Canada, awarding the supermarket the 2009 Canadian Marketer of the Year award, on the spot:

]]> http://www.blogadilla.com/2009/10/08/font-size-fail-pussy-willow/feed/ 0 There Are No Words… http://www.blogadilla.com/2009/04/14/there-are-no-words/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2009/04/14/there-are-no-words/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:45:11 +0000 Heywood http://www.blogadilla.com/?p=2876 ..for the current Republican shenanigans:

As Rhodes Scholar Rachel Maddow asks, have they never heard of urbandictionary.com??

]]> http://www.blogadilla.com/2009/04/14/there-are-no-words/feed/ 1 100 Words http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/10/12/100-words/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/10/12/100-words/#comments Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:22:49 +0000 Heywood http://www.blogadilla.com/?p=2096 Blogadilla reader Melissah has come up with — or at the very least, championed — a great way of writing on her blog: every day, write a story of no more than 100 words. The random snapshots of worlds she provides are great; this particular story, “Megadik,” convinced me to blog about her project. Caution: not for the faint of heart (and be advised that much of her work is tame).

Mikey sat in a corner of his bedroom, surrounded by a moat of his own vomit and covered in Veronica’s blood. In fact, there was hardly a corner of the room that wasn’t smattered with gore or bile or pieces of torn entrails. The bed was the worst, of course. That was where Veronica – what was left of Veronica, lay on either side of the bed. She had been torn in two.

Between his legs, Mikey’s artificially enhanced member throbbed. It had ripped her apart, just as the spam message had claimed it would. His penis had killed Veronica.

Upon further review, it appears this project died October 12, 2007 — a year ago to the day. Bring it back, Mel!

]]> http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/10/12/100-words/feed/ 1 Smurf P•rn http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/05/01/smurf-porn/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/05/01/smurf-porn/#comments Thu, 01 May 2008 23:12:49 +0000 timbotron http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/05/01/smurf-p%e2%80%a2rn/

Q: Are you currently at work?

1). YES
2). NO

If you answered YES to the previous question, turn back now, go somewhere safer, do not read any further (until you get home).

The following is so NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I am officially naming the game “Smurf Porn.”
This is a game that you’ve likely played already:
Turn the “safe search” off on your browser and type in any word, plus the word “porn.”

Results: Holy sh!t.

20 minutes of this revealed stupefying results for “_____ + porn”:

• Smurf (I so wish I was kidding about this one)

• Zombie

• Dinosaur (apparently dinosaurs speak German)

• Bowling

• Power Rangers (via Fleshbot)

• Airline Stewardess (duh, but I had to see)

• Bigfoot (Oh, man.)

• The Easter Bunny (Is nothing sacred!?!)

• The Exorcist

• Superman (yes, the man of steel)

• Clown (this just made every childhood birthday party a little creepy)

[and their arch-enemies StopClownPornNow.org]

• Ballet

• McDonald’s (called “Mzinald’s”)

]]> http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/05/01/smurf-porn/feed/ 4 36 Hour Cialis…D’oh! http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/04/07/36-hour-cialisdoh/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/04/07/36-hour-cialisdoh/#comments Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:23:14 +0000 Heywood http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/04/07/36-hour-cialisdoh/ One has to wonder how NationalBanana.com got Cuba Gooding Jr. to star in this hilarious spoof Cialis commercial. Then again, it’s not that crazy…things haven’t been going great for CGJ after Jerry Maguire’s success, as he’s taken on parts in a slew of Razzie-worthy movies such as Rat Race, Snow Dogs, Boat Trip, Radio, A Dairy Tale, Norbit, and Daddy Day Camp, and now stars as the buffoon in Hanes commercials with Michael Jordan. Nevertheless, enjoy this clip:

View This Video on You Tube

]]> http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/04/07/36-hour-cialisdoh/feed/ 1 Speaking of dildos… http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/03/15/speaking-of-dildos/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/03/15/speaking-of-dildos/#comments Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:55:31 +0000 amp http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/03/15/speaking-of-dildos/
For you collectors of either Dutch delft blue ceramics or dildos, here’s the holy grail of both worlds. I think the plug is so you can fill it with, er, well, I have no f’ing idea, but I’m sure you can come up with something… Either way I think it would make a nice addition to a figurine or fine china display case.

]]> http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/03/15/speaking-of-dildos/feed/ 2 Photo of the Day http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/03/02/photo-of-the-day-2/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/03/02/photo-of-the-day-2/#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:31:32 +0000 Heywood http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/03/02/photo-of-the-day-2/ There really are no words to describe this, except for the author’s comment on Flickr: “I can’t believe I took this picture.”

An Orangutan Has A

]]> http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/03/02/photo-of-the-day-2/feed/ 1 MooOOOO!! http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/02/23/moooooo/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/02/23/moooooo/#comments Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:30:31 +0000 Rebecca http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/02/23/wtf/

What does this image represent? Here are some possible answers:

  • how to check the oil on Bessie
  • a really good hiding place for a spliff, where no one will EVER look
  • something very very wrong and illegal in 39 states
  • junkie cows
  • where sausage comes from
  • ‘T-boning’
  • a very lifelike “pin-the-tail” game
  • how to inflate your blow-up heifer doll
  • drunken shenanigans at the ol’ dairy farm

Believe it or not, this is an actual graphic from a real website demonstrating the proper technique for drawing blood from a cow. (You take blood from a vein on the underside of the tail – who knew?!) Here is a photo demonstrating the technique in action:

The website is from a company, BioTracking, that provides pregnancy tests for cows and other ruminants. If livestock reproduction technology makes you giggle like a schoolgirl then check out this link for a ram ejaculator. Seems to me that sheep farmers could save a lot of money by just going by Good Vibrations instead.

]]> http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/02/23/moooooo/feed/ 2 Va-Jay-Jay http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/02/20/va-jay-jay/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/02/20/va-jay-jay/#comments Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:26:57 +0000 timbotron http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/02/20/va-jay-jay/

In line at the grocery store, I’m staring off into space and then my eyes catch the cover of Cosmopolitan Magazine. In particular, the large purple hyphenated word “Va-jay-jay.” The full title is “Your Va-jay-jay: Fascinating New Facts About Your Lovely Lady Parts.”

Va-jay-jay!?!

Is this some tragic pseudo-urban hipster moniker for “vagina”!?!
Is this what the kids are calling it these days?!?
What about “Vagizzle,” “V-to-the-gina,” or “V. Diddy“?


And I suspect it is the answer to several other topics on the cover:

5 Things Never to Tell Your Guy
All 5 involve using the word Va-jay-jay to refer to your vagina.

Sex He Has Alone
You know why? Because you call it a Va-jay-jay and that’s weird and so he’s in the bathroom thinking about your sister instead of your Va-jay-jay!

Why Guys Cheat
Because they want to sleep with a woman who doesn’t call it a Va-jay-jay!


[Va-jay-jay update]: According to reader Isabel, this sounds-better-than-’cooter’ term for vagina has been around for some time (and I just don’t watch enough television), having appeared on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and even ‘Oprah’ (the perfect venue for promoting lame terms like this). Frankly, the word ‘Oprah‘ sounds like a better term for vagina than ‘Va-jay-jay.’
“This tight underwear makes my Oprah itch!”

]]> http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/02/20/va-jay-jay/feed/ 3 When You Love Someone, Give Them Syphilis http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/02/17/when-you-love-someone-give-them-syphilis/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/02/17/when-you-love-someone-give-them-syphilis/#comments Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:02:21 +0000 timbotron http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/02/17/when-you-love-someone-give-them-syphilis/

Thought Valentine’s Day is over, it’s not too late to give that special someone Gonorrhea.

Giant Microbes offers an extensive line of colorful plush microbes:

The Common Cold (Rhinovirus sp.)
Strep Throat (Streptococcus sp.)
Chlamydia (Chlamydia trachomatis)
Black Plague (Yersinia pestis)
Gonorrhea (Neisseria gonorrheae)
Herpes (Herpes Simplex Virus 2)
Syphilis (Treponema pallidum)
Ebola (Ebola)
Sleeping Sickness (Trypanosoma brucei)
Typhoid Fever (Salmonella typhi)
E. coli (Escherichia coli)
Lyme Disease (Borrelia burgdorferi)
Penicillin Mold (Penicillium chrysogenum)
T4 Bacteriophage Virus
Martian Life (fossil from Mars Rock ALH 84001) [coolness]
Staph Infection (Staphylococcus aureus)
Toxic Mold (Stachybotrys chartarum)
Giardia (Giardia lamblia)
Hepatitis C (Hepatitis C Virus, HCV)
Malaria (Plasmodium falciparum)

]]> http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/02/17/when-you-love-someone-give-them-syphilis/feed/ 0