Two Haiku Movie Review: Zombieland

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

I never knew the
Rules for zombie survival
Until this movie.

Many rules are key
But the most important is:
Always double tap.

Zombie Killing Bonus Round:

Two Haiku Video Game Review: Left 4 Dead

Two Haiku Video Game Review: Duck Hunt

Monday, August 31st, 2009

Despite the graphics
Duck Hunt is still a classic
Among games today

You might miss more ducks
But you look cooler if you
Hold the gun sideways

Two Haiku Video Game Review: Left 4 Dead

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Team up with three friends
And fight off bloodthirsty hordes
Of killer zombies

You cannot survive
The zombie apocalypse
Without shotgun shells

Two Haiku Movie Video Game Review: The BIGS 2

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

It’s almost as if
Steroids were banned from baseball
And put in this game

BIGS 2 makes me think
Prince Fielder is no longer
Vegetarian

Two Haiku Movie Review: Kung-Fu Panda

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Surprisingly good,
Fantastic animation,
Jack Black gets an A

A cast of all-stars
Kung-Fu Panda: Big surprise
Go out and see this.

Two Haiku Movie Review: The Happening

Monday, June 16th, 2008

The Happening

Mark Wahlberg stars while
Shyamalan gets preachy
with gross suicides.

Is it phones?!? Is it
trees!?! Is it crowds?!? Is it bees!?!
What (the hell) is this disease?!?

Two Haiku Movie Review: The Incredible Hulk

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

The Incredible Hulk: Part Deux

Blogadil

Double dose of Hulk,
But don’t wait around, there is
Not a tag ending

Bruce Banner is back
Better than the last Hulk film
Norton’s Grade: B Plus