Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet » haiku http://www.blogadilla.com The Tijuana of the Internet Sun, 15 May 2011 02:02:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 2006-2007 blogadilla@gmail.com (Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet) blogadilla@gmail.com (Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet) posts http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet » haiku http://www.blogadilla.com 144 144 The Tijuana of the Internet Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet blogadilla@gmail.com no no Two Haiku Movie Review: Zombieland http://www.blogadilla.com/2009/10/02/two-haiku-movie-review-zombieland/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2009/10/02/two-haiku-movie-review-zombieland/#comments Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:48:56 +0000 B Round http://www.blogadilla.com/?p=4816

I never knew the
Rules for zombie survival
Until this movie.

Many rules are key
But the most important is:
Always double tap.

Zombie Killing Bonus Round:

Two Haiku Video Game Review: Left 4 Dead

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Despite the graphics
Duck Hunt is still a classic
Among games today

You might miss more ducks
But you look cooler if you
Hold the gun sideways

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Team up with three friends
And fight off bloodthirsty hordes
Of killer zombies

You cannot survive
The zombie apocalypse
Without shotgun shells

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It’s almost as if
Steroids were banned from baseball
And put in this game

BIGS 2 makes me think
Prince Fielder is no longer
Vegetarian

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Surprisingly good,
Fantastic animation,
Jack Black gets an A

A cast of all-stars
Kung-Fu Panda: Big surprise
Go out and see this.

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Mark Wahlberg stars while
Shyamalan gets preachy
with gross suicides.

Is it phones?!? Is it
trees!?! Is it crowds?!? Is it bees!?!
What (the hell) is this disease?!?

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Blogadil

Double dose of Hulk,
But don’t wait around, there is
Not a tag ending

Bruce Banner is back
Better than the last Hulk film
Norton’s Grade: B Plus

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Thought I would hate it.
It was surprisingly good:
four stars out of five.

Downey and Paltrow
truly made the movie great.
Will watch it again.

Bonus Round: Iron Man T-Shirt

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Baby Mama

I like Tina Fey.
And Amy Poehler kicks ass.
But the film was dull.

It really dragged on.
45 minutes too long.
It felt like nine months.

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Japanese ghost chick.
Like ‘The Grudge’ with photographs.
New meaning: “dark room.”

A good ghost story.
The Thai version was better.
Now neck cramps scare me.

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