Two Haiku Movie Review: Iron Man
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
Thought I would hate it.
It was surprisingly good:
four stars out of five.
Downey and Paltrow
truly made the movie great.
Will watch it again.
Bonus Round: Iron Man T-Shirt
Two Haiku Movie Review: Baby Mama
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
I like Tina Fey.
And Amy Poehler kicks ass.
But the film was dull.
It really dragged on.
45 minutes too long.
It felt like nine months.
Two Haiku Movie Review: Shutter
Thursday, April 10th, 2008
Japanese ghost chick.
Like ‘The Grudge’ with photographs.
New meaning: “dark room.”
A good ghost story.
The Thai version was better.
Now neck cramps scare me.
Two Haiku Movie Review: The Ruins
Saturday, April 5th, 2008
Why gringoes should not
wander into the jungle:
Red Mayan Death-Vine.
Super sicko deaths.
The four grossest ways to die.
Do not bring your kids.
2 Haiku Movie Review: The Bank Job
Saturday, March 15th, 2008
Sexy 70’s Brits
nick bank deposit boxes
a true heist story
Statham is charming
only good movie playing
“The B.J.” ends well
Two Four Haiku Movie Review: Be Kind Rewind
Sunday, February 24th, 2008
Original plot:
Developers are trying
to take our building.
The best parts of the
movie can be found on their
site: “Sweded movies.”
Melonie Diaz,
hottest lips in Hollywood.
I want to “Swede” her.
Save your $10.
Coming to a plane flight near
you: “Be Kind Rewind.”
Two Haiku Movie Review: The Orphanage (El Orfanato)
Saturday, January 26th, 2008
Haunted orphanage!!
Creepy ghost with a doll mask.
Ghost kids are the worst.
I squealed like a girl.
What’s the Spanish word for “AAAAAAGHHH”?
Almost puked tapas.
