Two Haiku Movie Review: Superbad
Saturday, August 18th, 2007
A pile of d*ck jokes.
It kicks five flavors of ass!
This year’s top movie.
Emma Stone: “It Girl.”
Jonah Hill will win awards.
Two words: McLovin.
Two Haiku Movie Review: The Simpsons Movie and The Bourne Ultimatum
Saturday, August 4th, 2007
Bourne Ultimatum:
Better than the second film.
Jason Bourne kicks ass.
Though she’s 51,
Joan Allen is a hottie.
She made the movie
Laughed so hard I peed,
though the plot was kind of lame.
Frontal nudity!
High definition.
Funnier than TV shows.
I love “Spider Pig.”
Haiku to an SUV Driver
Thursday, July 26th, 2007 The sign says “SMALL CAR”
An SUV is neither
I keyed your paintjob
[Feel free to submit your own parking/SUV haiku. I will post any good ones with a link to your site].