Handheld cameras
Half Blair witch, Half Godzilla
All entertaining.
Don’t make my mistake
And sit too close to the screen;
Headaches will ensue.
Note: for a crazy picture of the Cloverfield monster, click here.
I Am Legend (a.k.a.- “The Omega Man in Black”)
A virus outbreak.
Bad animation zombies.
The Fresh Prince survives.
The Omega Man
meets 28 Days Later.
Typical New York.
McCandless was right,
with great quotes and bad music,
about feeling strong.
Every one should,
go into the wild sometime,
but do leave a trail.
Anderson’s 5th film.
Fear and Loathing in Bengal -
high on cough syrup.
The soundtrack is great.
An entertaining movie,
would watch it again.
The cast of Thriller
versus Milla Jovovich.
And Milla kicks ass.
Undead zombie crows.
And tons of exploding heads.
Great family film.
A baby, carrots,
and a sh!tload of bullets.
It’s Kung Fu with guns.
Worth watching, but gross.
Somehow during the gunfight
a story broke out.
The Kingdom – In Theaters September 28, 2007
Lots of blood and gore;
Not an optimistic film.
Fox News’ favorite.
Jennifer Garner
is very, very badass.
Don’t give her a knife!
