Flash Mountain
Saturday, May 30th, 2009A unique photo gallery best described in two words: Flash Mountain.
[NSFW - you must be this tall to see Flash Mountain]
Please Remain Seated Bonus Round:
Disney recently announces that it will no longer monitor for “topless” riders on four of its rides.
Stat-o-matic
Monday, August 25th, 2008John and Cindy McCain pay $270,000 per year for butlers and maids– $50,000 more than the median value of an American home.
Mistakes Were Made
Thursday, August 21st, 2008
I was in the beer aisle of the grocery store last weekend.
The thoughts went through my head:
Tim: “Do you know what beer needs, Tim?”
Tim: “No. . . what?”
[I usually have internal dialogues like this]
Tim:“Beer needs the awesome taste of tomato and the refreshing zip of shellfish!”
Tim: “Really?”
Tim: “Yeah! Maybe clam!”
Tim: “Mmmm, clam! How about we dye it blood red and make it less fizzy. . . and how about a light beer too?!”
Tim: “Dude, you read my mind!”
And dammit!
Budweiser beat me to it!
And would you believe it only got a D rating on Beer Advocate?
Fishy Red Vomit Bonus Round:
The Beer Advocate reviews of this are pretty damn funny.
Why I Drive a Car
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008Greyhound buslines recently released a clever ad slogan:
“There’s a reason you’ve never heard of ‘bus rage’.”
So bad timing.
They are now removing these ads after the recent incident on one of their buses when a passenger (Vincent Weiguang Li, photo below) repeatedly stabbed, decapitated, and cannibalized another passenger.
(photo: Associated Press)
Times Online link, Yahoo! News link
(via Angie)
Dawn of the (Reader-Submitted) Dead
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008
Having recently finished Max Brooks’ World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War, I’m thrilled about this:
Lost Zombies: A Community Generated Zombie Documentary
Become a member and submit evidence/proof of the zombie outbreak in your area (this project has evidence from around the globe).
Undead Bonus Round: The Lost Zombie sticker campaign.
