Sunday, October 28th, 2007
From the brilliant minds at [adult swim] - the awesomely awesome free Shockwave game “Candy Mountain Massacre”.
Something has gone terribly wrong with the denizens of Candy Mountain. Clad as a Japanese cosplay schoolgirl, your mission: free cupcake hostages while exterminating the explosive cookie-lobbing Keebler Elves Baker Leprechauns, bazooka-toting Hello Kitties Salutations Kittens, and the thumping Energizer Bunny Blue Rabbit.

Tags: AntiChrist candidates, explosions, free stuff, games, infinite evil, kicking ass!, signs of the Apocalypse, video games
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Thursday, October 18th, 2007
Jamie ‘Buffalo Bill’ Gumb in “Silence of the Lambs” highlighted the evil of poodle lapdogs. And now they are even eviler - they come in pink.
Take a look at the video.

(via ABC news)
Tags: animals, bad taste, evil, infinite evil, news, people who suck
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Thursday, September 27th, 2007
I love the idea of corrupting the vanilla Danish world of Lego. DYZPlastic offers a stellar line of Lego zombies.

Tags: art, evil, funny as hell, infinite evil, products, signs of the Apocalypse, zombies
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Monday, September 24th, 2007
Play the Egg Song. You could torture prisoners of war with this stuff.

Tags: art, bad taste, culture, food, infinite evil, music, websites
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Monday, September 10th, 2007
This is an oldie, but a goodie:
What really happens to spiders when they’re exposed to drugs? For some cool pictures, click here.
Tags: animals, comedy, craziness, funny as hell, infinite evil, research, science, video
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Monday, July 30th, 2007

Great site with lots of free content from old radio shows, some of the best parts are the commercials before the show starts!
Where else can you start a story about discovering something horrible about some old ladies cat, with a commercial about yeast!
This site rocks!
Tags: evil, free stuff, infinite evil, websites
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Friday, July 27th, 2007

This arrived in the mail today. Sent by my friend Steve (he’s a sicko).
What is wrong with this squirtgun?
a). - It is a clown.
b). - It is a gun.
c). - It is a clown and a gun.
d). - Anatomically, the trigger is in the worst possible location.
e). - When you squeeze the trigger, you feel dirty like that time when you were nine and a clown was at your friend’s birthday party and . . .
f). - All of the above.
It’s wrong. So very wrong. I hate you Steve.
Tags: bad taste, genitalia, infinite evil, signs of the Apocalypse, toys, why the terrorists will win
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Thursday, July 26th, 2007
The sign says “SMALL CAR”
An SUV is neither
I keyed your paintjob

[Feel free to submit your own parking/SUV haiku. I will post any good ones with a link to your site].
Tags: AntiChrist candidates, art, evil, haiku, infinite evil, jackassery, people who suck, reader submission
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Saturday, July 21st, 2007
[For those of you who are not knee-deep in geekery]: Cthulhu (usually pronounced KThoo-Loo) is a sinister ancient deity from the works of early 20th century science fiction writer H.P. Lovecraft. Cthulhu is described as being gigantic and green, with rubbery skin, having an ‘octopus head’, a large belly, claws on its hands and feet, and thin wings emerging from its back. In Lovecraft’s universe, Cthulhu came to Earth (from somewhere in the distant cosmos) hundreds of millions of years ago and currently rests undead and “dreaming” among the remains of the buried alien city of R’lyeh, which lies beneath the most desolate area of the South Pacific (47° 9′ S, 126° 43′ W). In Lovecraft’s story “The Call of Cthulhu,” Cthulhu is described as contacting people in their dreams (usually in mid-March), and by these means Cthulhu generates cults of human worshippers around the world who await his eventual awakening; according to Lovecraft, the powerful leaders of the Cthulhu cult live “in the mountains of China.”

Needless to say, Cthulhu has serious geek appeal. There are Cthulhu role-playing games, Cthulhu is a figure in the Dungeons & Dragons universe, there are numerous Campus Crusade for Cthulhu movements, and the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society has created an awesome 1920’s black-and-white ’silent movie’ of “The Call of Cthulhu.” They do a good job of following the original story and their visuals and musical score are stellar (watch the trailer). The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society also offers a number of cool Cthulhu downloads, including the kick-ass cellphone wallpaper above.
Tags: books, culture, evil, fansites, geekery, infinite evil, movies, outerspace, signs of the Apocalypse, What is it?
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Friday, July 20th, 2007
Having just posted a mashup I made of a songs by Moby and Timbaland, I have been looking around the Internet for material on both artists. This issue surfaced back in January of this year, but I just became aware of it and had to post about it because I’m just blown away.
Apparently in the song “Do It” by Nelly Furtado (which Timbaland “wrote” and produced), Tim lifted a significant portion of a “Acidjazzed Evening,” written and produced in 2000 by a little-known Finnish musician named Janne Suni AKA “Tempest.” Timbaland didn’t ask Suni for permission, nor did he clear the sample prior to making this song. Sure, sampling happens all the time, but it is legitimate and this simply is not. What Timbaland has done is blatantly plagiarize, taking credit for creating something that someone else created.
I’ll be fair: “Do It” is a hot track in its own right, but Timbaland’s theft is so blatant, it’s amazing. Check out a YouTube video comparing the songs, as well as a ringtone that Timbaland “wrote” in 2005, also ripping off “Acidjazzed Evening”:
Apparently both sides have lawyers and are talking, so perhaps a settlement is in the works. Timbaland, however, has publicly scoffed at this issue, saying that this happens all the time and isn’t something anyone should be worrying about. Still, though, the music sounds identical.
For more specific, continuously updated information, check out the wikipedia page on this controversy.
Tags: craziness, infinite evil, music, people who suck, video
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Sunday, July 1st, 2007
“We should probably feel guilty, but she broke the Cardinal Rule: Don’t f**k with people who handle your food.”
- Monty (Ryan Reynolds) on the subject of violating a customer’s meal in “Waiting“
Tags: evil, food, infinite evil, Quotes
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Thursday, June 14th, 2007
Tuesday was the release of the U.S. State Department’s 2007 “Trafficking in Persons Report” (PDF available through CNN). To state the obvious - it’s a report on “human trafficking,” which encompasses: commercial sex, involuntary servitude, forced labor, and debt bondage. Here’s the extensive list and global map of who sucks more (countries in blue are named as “special cases,” countries in grey are “too damn special to survey”).
Tier 1 (green) [full compliance with Trafficking Victims Protection Acts] - Australia • Austria • Belgium • Canada • Colombia • Czech Republic • Denmark • Finland • France • Georgia • Germany • Hong Kong • Hungary • Italy • Republic of Korea • Lithuania • Luxembourg • Malawi • Morocco • The Netherlands • New Zealand
Tier 2 (yellow) [do not comply with TVPA, but are trying] - Afganistan • Albania • Angola • Azerbaijan • Bangladesh • Belize • Benin • Bolivia • Boznia-Herz. • Brazil • Bulgaria • Burkina Faso • Cameroon • Chile • Congo (DRC) • Costa Rica • Cote D’Ivoire • Croatia • East Timor • Ecuador • El Salvador • Estonia • Ethiopia • Gabon • Ghana • Greece • Guinea • Guinea-Bissau • Indonesia • Isreal • Jamaica • Japan • Jordan • Kyrgyz Repl. • Laos • Latvia • Lebanon • Liberia • Macedonia • Madagascar • Mali • Malta • Mauritius • Mongolia • Montenegro • Nepal • Nicaragua • Niger • Pakistan • Panama • Paraguay • Peru • Philippines • Portugal • Romania • Rwanda • Senegal • Serbia • Sierra Leone • Singapore • Slovak Republ. • Suriname • Taiwan • Tajikistan • Tanzania • Thailand (really?!) • Togo • Turkey • Uganda • Uruguay • Vietnam • Yemen • Zambia • Zimbabwe
Tier 2 ‘Watch List’ (orange) [do not comply with TVPA, but are trying and have serious problems] - Argentina • Armenia • Belarus • Burundi • Cambodia • Central African Rep. • Chad • China • Cyprus • Djibouti • Dominican Rep. • Egypt • Fiji • Gambia • Guatemala • Guyana • Honduras • India • Kazakhstan • Kenya • Libya • Macau • Mauritania • Mexico • Moldova • Mozambique • Papua New Guinea • Russia • South Africa • Sri Lanka • Ukraine • United Arab Emirates
Tier 3 (red) [countries that could give a flying f**k about TVPA and aren't trying] - Algeria • Bahrain • Burma • Cuba • Equatorial Guinea • Iran • Kuwait • Malaysia • North Korea • Oman • Qatar • Saudi Arabia • Sudan • Syria • Uzbekistan • Venezuela
Tags: culture, evil, infinite evil, news, people who suck, politics, reference, travel, why the terrorists will win
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Wednesday, June 13th, 2007
There is a secret TV channel that only rich people can get.

Here is the reality: No, it is not a secret. Yes, it is a little creepy.
It is called “Plum TV” (the name alone is the flavor of lame that rich people flock to). On their website, Plum TV states:
“Plum is dedicated to producing the most informative and entertaining programming that celebrates life in our vibrant communities.”
The vibrant communities that Plum TV celebrates happen to be:
•Aspen
•The Hamptons
•Martha’s Vinyard
•Nantucket
•Telluride
•Vail
Regarding their use of the word “our” - one could surmise that it refers to those who own the costly properties in these celebrated (and gated) communities. The wealthy don’t celebrate their lives enough these days - it’s good to know there’s a whole channel dedicated to doing so.
(via Planet Timbotron, via Susan)
Tags: culture, infinite evil, people who suck, TV, urban non-legends, weekly post
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Monday, June 11th, 2007
“I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute.”
- Paris Hilton in a phone call to Barbara Walters, later broadcast on ABC News’ Web site
Tags: AntiChrist candidates, culture, infinite evil, news, Quotes
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Friday, June 8th, 2007
Heiress/attention-whore Paris Hilton calls her 5-day incarceration “a life-altering experience.” Within hours of her captivity, Hilton quickly rose to the top of the prison hierarchy after subjugating Cell Block D warlord “Queen Sharina” with a sock full of jewelry. Hilton, who converted to Islam during her captivity, claims “my eyes are now open . . . and I also learned to how to make cute knives from almost anything and how to smuggle a kilo of meth in my *&%$.” Though she has expressed her relief in being a free woman, she says she will miss her “bitchez” back in prison - most of whom were purchased with cartons of menthols or won in knife-fights.
We at Blogadilla are happy for Hilton and her new-found freedom - now she can resume her life of charty work, philanthropy, and searching for a cure for ovarian cancer.
NSFW - Do not enlarge photo.
Tags: AntiChrist candidates, evil, infinite evil, news, people who suck, signs of the Apocalypse
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Wednesday, June 6th, 2007
A collection of homemade guns and a couple of swords seized by the Russian army and police in Chechnya. Most of these bad boys evoke a steampunk-meets-Mad Max vibe.
I think I’d be just as afraid standing behind one of these things as in front of one.

Heh. I’m filing this under “crafts”.
Great White Snark
Tags: crafts, infinite evil, signs of the Apocalypse
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Tuesday, June 5th, 2007
Boo-hoo.
According to this AP article, Kathy Hilton told her daughter’s publicist, Elliot Mintz, that “she feels this will be a time when Paris will be able to think and reflect and to spend time alone to learn from the experience because in Paris’ life she’s never alone — there’s always a constant chatter around her.”
Yeah. Basically this will be a spa retreat. ‘Cuz from what I hear, there’s lots of peace and quiet in the joint. It’s like a freakin’ convent.
Who knows. Maybe Paris will learn something from her time in the Big House. But I doubt it.
Tags: evil, infinite evil, people who suck
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Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

Remember: Beelzebub is the demon with all the flies, and Moloch is the one you sacrifice children to. I always get those two mixed-up and embarrass myself at cult meetings. DeliriumsRealm is a cornucopia of encyclopedic information about demons. Their Catalog of Demons is a great resource, whether you’re an exorcist or simply supplementing an already vast knowledge of evil.
Tags: evil, infinite evil, reference, websites
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