Your Cellphone is Possessed

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Proof that cellphones are evil and that exorcisms can be performed by your microwave.

(via Neatorama)

I Can Haz Tantrum

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Vintage footage of professional jackass Bill O’Reilly having a conniption fit (during the shooting of an episode of “Inside Edition”) has made its way around the interwebs in recent weeks.

Honestly, I would be more surprised to see footage of him not acting like a d!ck.

Behold the brilliant Barely Political “unseen footage” edit of the O’Reilly pants-pooping:

(via Mary, via Brave New Films)

Concerning Our Favicon

Monday, May 19th, 2008

To the newer Blogadilla readers out there:

Yes, our favicon is indeed a naked woman with a donkey.

It was generated by democratic process nearly a year ago.

We’re the “Tijuana of the Internet” and we’re also pioneers in the world of miniature donkey shows – that’s how we roll.

Wish Hillary A Happy Mother’s Day

Friday, May 9th, 2008

I wonder how many of these (or worse) she’ll get this Mother’s Day?

 Wish Hillary a Happy Mother's Day - Drop Out!!

 Send your own here.

Photo of the Week: Starbucks What the F%$k!?!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Today I took this picture of a Starbucks . . .
FROM INSIDE A STARBUCKS ACROSS THE STREET!!!

San Francisco. 100 block of Battery Street near California Street.

I’m too cool to patronize a Starbucks, so let’s say I was in there to use the bathroom.

The Blogadilla Starbucks Challenge:
I will send a free Blogadilla T-shirt (when we get them made in the next month or so) to the first person who can send us a photograph with three separate Starbucks coffeeshops appearing in it.

Contest rules:
• Kiosks do not count, must be a full-fledged coffeeshop.

• They must be three separate Starbucks coffeeshops.

• You cannot use Photoshop, etc. – the photo must be untouched and all three must be clearly visible.

• It must be one photo, no panoramas (but send them anyway), or fish-eye lens shots.

• The photo must be yours and taken by you (not taken from a website, etc.).

• You must provide the specific addresses of the three Starbucks locations.

The Forehead of Señor Rey

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Over a decade ago I was a junior high teacher. Being the Spanish teacher, the students didn’t know me as “Mr. King,” but as “Señor Rey.”

Early in the school year I confiscated a note being passed around – it was a drawing of me with a gigantic forehead. I was losing my hair at the time and in Bruce Willis fashion my forehead was getting larger. The students laughed loudly when I saw the picture and I asked, “My forehead doesn’t really look like this, does it?!?” The students assured me of the cyclopean proportions of my forehead, and that indeed my head was shaped like a brick.

For the remainder of the school year, any time I would turn my back to the class, another Señor Rey forehead illustration would be slipped onto my desk. I made it clear that I thought it was funny, and the humor was always kept at a sane level, and at least they weren’t trashing my car.

Here is a gallery of a few of (the hundreds of) drawings I received throughout the school year:

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Evil: Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hands

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

I was excited to stumble across the custom printed M&Ms site – print your own stuff on an M&M.

The potential for evil made my head spin.

Sadly, their list of Dos and Don’ts shut-down all of my juvenile M&M fantasies.

Consider this: their list of Dos and Don’ts had to be made because people tried these following stunts:

“Please don’t use obscenities.”

“No business names, product names, celebrity names, . . . landmarks, and names of schools or institutions.”

” . . . we will not print any reference to drugs or prescription items . . .”

” . . . the only single letter we print on our candy is the letter M.”