Latest Chinese Craze has People Painting Dogs like Wild Animals

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

The latest craze in China has people painting or dying their dogs so they appear to be wild animals. The results are, well, shocking to say the least. One of my Asian friends sums it up best: “Look what we did! It’s like God found a way to give me a pet tiger!”

This craze isn’t just limited to Golden Retrievers that look like tigers. There isn’t a more appropriate animal mashup in China as the fluffy puppy that appears to be a panda cub:

No word yet if this is all just a response from the Chinese government to protect their citizens against the Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle.

(via Britzgerald, via What’s On Xaimen)

If Not Milk, What Should We Call It?

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

Did she really say what I think she said? Oh Fox, you and your high quality news programming…

(via Da Bear, via Fawn, via 96.1’s Morning Freak Show)

Two Thousand and Nine Fail: The Year in Review

Monday, January 11th, 2010

A collection of the top 100 epic fails of 2009. Not for the faint of heart:

(via Lemons, via Today’s Big Thing)

Scientific Research: Mood Rings

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

Blogadilla is not only known by our readers as a significant source for important daily news and crap jokes, but as a profound contributor to the world of scientific research; having researched and published our findings on such significant topics as:

What effect does Frankenberry cereal have on the color of your poop?

Does albino pornography exist on the Internet.

Making soap from bacon fat.

The medical truth behind ‘Chinese Restaurant Syndrome.’

The great inventory of crappy balloon animals.

Today we are proud to offer you the results of a 30-day investigation into the mechanics of “mood rings.” Though most mood rings come with a color guide to help you understand the meaning of each of the colors, we have come to find that most of these guides are totally incorrect. Below is a more accurate guide to the colors of mood rings, based upon 63 total hours of original scientific observation at Blogadilla Laboratories.

Mood Ring

We hope that this contribution to science will once again benefit humanity in the way that so many of our other works have.

Have Bull, Will Travel

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Randomly spotted near Tulsa, Oklahoma, an unidentified man with his uniquely crafted Pontiac Grand-Am “convertible,” clearly capable of transporting a bull:

Random, yes. Awesome, Yes. Fake, some trolls might say? Not according to Snopes: this man’s daughter rode the bull in a National History Day parade (hence the NHD on the side of the bull below) and he was returning it to his sister, 23 miles away. Pretty sweet ride::

(via Katya, via Jalopnik)

Kite-Surfing: Not for the Faint of Heart

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Jake Scrace and Lewis Crathern waited for 3 years for conditions to be right before attempting to jump West Sussex, England’s Worthing Pier. 40 mph gusts of wind they liked finally showed up before their attempt earlier this week, which takes them up over 100 feet in the air. Pret-t-y impressive:

(via AllTop)

When Wedding Proposals Go Wrong

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Somehow, I think Jennifer X of Bilgola, NSW, Australia may be writing an FML post about her drive home from work:

These signs were spotted on Barrenjoey Rd, the busiest road in the area. True story!

(via TopCultured; via Telegraph.co.uk)