Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet » jackassery http://www.blogadilla.com The Tijuana of the Internet Sun, 15 May 2011 02:02:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 2006-2007 blogadilla@gmail.com (Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet) blogadilla@gmail.com (Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet) posts http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet » jackassery http://www.blogadilla.com 144 144 The Tijuana of the Internet Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet blogadilla@gmail.com no no Latest Chinese Craze has People Painting Dogs like Wild Animals http://www.blogadilla.com/2010/06/10/latest-chinese-craze-has-people-painting-dogs-like-wild-animals/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2010/06/10/latest-chinese-craze-has-people-painting-dogs-like-wild-animals/#comments Thu, 10 Jun 2010 15:44:39 +0000 B Round http://www.blogadilla.com/?p=6135 The latest craze in China has people painting or dying their dogs so they appear to be wild animals. The results are, well, shocking to say the least. One of my Asian friends sums it up best: “Look what we did! It’s like God found a way to give me a pet tiger!”

This craze isn’t just limited to Golden Retrievers that look like tigers. There isn’t a more appropriate animal mashup in China as the fluffy puppy that appears to be a panda cub:

No word yet if this is all just a response from the Chinese government to protect their citizens against the Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle.

(via Britzgerald, via What’s On Xaimen)

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(via Da Bear, via Fawn, via 96.1’s Morning Freak Show)

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(via Lemons, via Today’s Big Thing)

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• What effect does Frankenberry cereal have on the color of your poop?

• Does albino pornography exist on the Internet.

• Making soap from bacon fat.

• The medical truth behind ‘Chinese Restaurant Syndrome.’

• The great inventory of crappy balloon animals.

Today we are proud to offer you the results of a 30-day investigation into the mechanics of “mood rings.” Though most mood rings come with a color guide to help you understand the meaning of each of the colors, we have come to find that most of these guides are totally incorrect. Below is a more accurate guide to the colors of mood rings, based upon 63 total hours of original scientific observation at Blogadilla Laboratories.

Mood Ring

We hope that this contribution to science will once again benefit humanity in the way that so many of our other works have.

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Random, yes. Awesome, Yes. Fake, some trolls might say? Not according to Snopes: this man’s daughter rode the bull in a National History Day parade (hence the NHD on the side of the bull below) and he was returning it to his sister, 23 miles away. Pretty sweet ride::

(via Katya, via Jalopnik)

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(via AllTop)

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These signs were spotted on Barrenjoey Rd, the busiest road in the area. True story!

(via TopCultured; via Telegraph.co.uk)

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“What game are you watching, Ref?!”

Bonus Round: TupTdown’s great list of 99 things on the Internet you should have seen.

(via ThumbsUpThumbsDown)

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Seven or Eight Brandy & Coke Bonus Round:

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Interesting Almost Fact:
A friend who works in the field of Neurology informed me that Batman has been the costume and identity of choice among many people with Dissociative Identity Disorder. There is an erroneous notion that people with Schizophrenia assume other identities, such as the stereotypical “crazy guy who thinks he’s Napoleon,” when in fact this is actually Dissociative Identity Disorder . . . and now it’s Batman.

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